It’s not that weird. The new president gets to select some new things, like the carpet with the Great Seal of the US that goes in the Oval Office, his desk and other furniture in the Oval Office and the residence, and I believe the White House logo is included in that.

Look at you, Mr. Fancypants. More of them probably go to the Dress Barn, which is a real store. Because what woman does not love the image of cows in her head while buying a dress?

Of course they are running out of dresses, just not for the reasons Trump thinks. With all the new GOP members moving to Washington, there are probably hundreds more closeted cross-dressers in the city! They all have pictures of J.Edgar Hoover hanging with their dresses in the locked closets of their home office, so…

He sounds like the 10 year old on the playground who always bragged about all of the cool shit he had, but you never saw any of it, and no one knew where he lived. You all secretly knew he did not have shit, and if you called him on it, he would go into a crying, swearing freak-out on you. I wish the media would find…

People should check with their power companies before buying these. My power company has a program that allowed me to buy heavily discounted LED’s for my entire house, plus some extras. They also have an allowance for buying more in each year after the initial purchase. I bought LED’s like these for $1.50 each, and…

People should check with their power companies before buying these. My power company has a program that allowed me…

I tweeted that I hoped someone would cap his Orange ass before Jan 20, and some Trump-hole reported me to the Secret Service. They did not care, since it was obviously not a direct threat, just wishful thinking....

We heard the same about the Bradley Fighting Vehicle. It was labeled a giant coffin for the troops inside it. Instead, they were using them to take out Iraqi T72 tanks in the. Early days of the war.

Hopefully, it is a gunship targeting Trump Tower with live rounds.

My company has done just that, laying people off in the first week of December, every year since 2008. It is a big company, so that is hundreds, if not thousands of people. I was laid off in December 2008. Luckily, I found a new job within the same company. I got the call offering me the job at 3:00pm on December…

Release me too, please! IV been here far longer than that! I was here two platforms ago!

It is never good when they have to photoshop a car into exciting, remote vistas because that may mean they were afraid to drive the actual car that far away.

It is also at $999 on Vizio’s website.

It is also at $999 on Vizio’s website.

This movie is an example of all that was wrong with movies in the 80's, and it contains nearly every single damn example of how to slap together a shitty movie in the 80's. I was around when it was released. We thought it was stupid as shit then too!

This movie is an example of all that was wrong with movies in the 80's, and it contains nearly every single damn…

Those shocks were going to jettison through the floorpan with or without him overloading it, judging by the amount of rust on the upper body alone. He may have made it happen sooner, but it was inevitable.

There are rumors that she is in Scientology. That seems to be a prerequisite if you want to work in Hollywood these days. It sure as shit does not hurt. That would certainly explain cutting off his family. She must be some kind of crazy hot if it is the Scientology thing, because it takes some serious pussy to make a…

I’ve got no problem with “hoverboard”, but calling National Lampoon’s Christmas a “Classic” is damn near a crime.

I’ve got no problem with “hoverboard”, but calling National Lampoon’s Christmas a “Classic” is damn near a crime.

Wow! Consequences for your own personal actions! What a unique experience this must be for so many of them. Welcome to the real world!

Those Status Audio headphones sound like ass. I bought the model shown above, as well as the open back model, and I have to say they are some of the worst headphones I have heard. It sounds like there is an inch thick layer of cotton between the driver and your ear. The owner of Status (or someone in management)…

Those Status Audio headphones sound like ass. I bought the model shown above, as well as the open back model, and I…

Those Status Audio headphones sound like ass, so don’t waste your money. They actually sound like someone stuffed cotton between the drivers and your ears. I wrote a review on Head-Fi stating as much, and was contacted by one of the owners of the company, who assured me that I had a fluke set, and offered to replace…

Those Status Audio headphones sound like ass, so don’t waste your money. They actually sound like someone stuffed…

Growing up in NC, App State and East Carolina were the schools you applied to if you knew you were too stupid to go to UNC, NCSU, Duke, or Wake Forest. Chances were you would get accepted too. I remember going to visit friends at App State, and being taught how to ID the magic mushrooms that grew in cow shit by…