It’s not that weird. The new president gets to select some new things, like the carpet with the Great Seal of the US that goes in the Oval Office, his desk and other furniture in the Oval Office and the residence, and I believe the White House logo is included in that.

AM radio is where Rush Limbaugh lives, along with Alex Jones, and all of the other nutjobs. That, plus a ton of local sports talk stations.

What is it with the GOP? They don’t support abortion, but they don’t want to pay for welfare services to make sure an unwanted child is at least fed, or has access to free mental health services to sort out their fucked up life with a parent who did not want them. And then, after a life of misery, you don’t want to…

I’d bet they don’t even use jellyfish in their product.

They have been coming down on them for years. That is why Airborne (Developed by a school teacher! - note not a “Professor”) can only claim “Immune Support” rather than saying their product prevented colds and flu, which was their initial claim.

Look at you, Mr. Fancypants. More of them probably go to the Dress Barn, which is a real store. Because what woman does not love the image of cows in her head while buying a dress?

Of course they are running out of dresses, just not for the reasons Trump thinks. With all the new GOP members moving to Washington, there are probably hundreds more closeted cross-dressers in the city! They all have pictures of J.Edgar Hoover hanging with their dresses in the locked closets of their home office, so…

He sounds like the 10 year old on the playground who always bragged about all of the cool shit he had, but you never saw any of it, and no one knew where he lived. You all secretly knew he did not have shit, and if you called him on it, he would go into a crying, swearing freak-out on you. I wish the media would find…

People should check with their power companies before buying these. My power company has a program that allowed me to buy heavily discounted LED’s for my entire house, plus some extras. They also have an allowance for buying more in each year after the initial purchase. I bought LED’s like these for $1.50 each, and…

People should check with their power companies before buying these. My power company has a program that allowed me…

I tweeted that I hoped someone would cap his Orange ass before Jan 20, and some Trump-hole reported me to the Secret Service. They did not care, since it was obviously not a direct threat, just wishful thinking....

There is some real irony in the Sharper Image/Trump Steaks story. Apparently, Mr. Art of the Deal made a bad deal with Sharper Image as the sole vendor of the steaks. He did not require any minimum buy from them, so they had absolutely no financial stake (haha) in selling them. The former CEO told this story back…

We heard the same about the Bradley Fighting Vehicle. It was labeled a giant coffin for the troops inside it. Instead, they were using them to take out Iraqi T72 tanks in the. Early days of the war.

Shit, I want the tube as a subwoofer. I bet I could hit a solid 5hz with that thing!

In Trumps America, anything his supporters declare illegal will be illegal.

My roommate in college used to leave YouTube videos cued up for me to watch when I got back to the dorm. He would leave post-its describing why it was so cool, and they read exactly like this. Of course, he was high as fuck when he wrote them.

Saltwater eels of any size can be nasty. I never understood why people would want them in an aquarium, but they do. A friend of mine owned a pet store, and one night while I was there, a snowflake eel he was trying to feed cam straight out the top at his face. That same one managed to shove the cover off, and get out…

Hopefully, it is a gunship targeting Trump Tower with live rounds.

From the official FBI report:

I just want to mention how sad it is that the greatest invention for advancing education that the world has ever developed, the Internet, is now responsible for spreading lies, conspiracies, and hate instantaneously. It has become a tool that preys on the weak minded and lazy, providing false information at a rate…

You do realize that the only instances of classified material being on her server were other people sending her classified info to the wrong email address, instead of using the classified secure server that they were supposed to use for such things, right? There were also cases where classified info appeared buried in…