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No, he was right about the USA. I spent a lot of time in the UK, and even if a cop over there decides he wants to be an asshole, or is just scared of someone with brown skin, the worst they can do is beat the shit out of you, because they don’t carry guns! Funny how that works out. And yet they can get themselves out

Right. After numerous body cavity searches, 3 days in solitary, a quick tune up by some guards, plus some falsified evidence of drug possession, I’m sure the police will say “Sorry”, and pay for everything.

I am sorry for what you went through, OP. That had to have been scary. I would have thought the worst was occurring at that point.

More evidence of my point about Biden being a bit too handsy with women. You know Hillary wants to punch him. She’s doing that “pulling away while pretending that he has something on his sleeve” thing, and he still does not let go. Poor Joe. He was probably not breast fed. He is an OK guy, but I'm not a woman.....

Mr Inappropriate Touching Biden? The guy who hugs women who do not want to be hugged, and tries to give them neck and shoulder massages? He plays the nice guy who may have become a bit too affectionate in his later years, but he is totally rubbing his junk all over your back during that shoulder massage. I have heard

You know, I have not seen Trump do anything like that. He does not go to workplace events and mingle with the people, and he certainly will not lower himself to serve meals to homeless people because he considers them “losers.” How can a large percentage of America actually want such a horrible person as their

It won’t work. The Trump pestilence is strong, but only in its capacity to annoy. He will just claim voter fraud, election rigging, and all of the stuff that the GOP actually does. Then, when it becomes obvious that she really spanked his ass, he will claim he never wanted the job anyhow, and he ran to keep Lyin’

Ok. You have to quit calling it “clog dance”. That is just wrong. So is clogging, but it is what passes for “cultural dances from our past” in the Appalacians.

Hillary has been the focus of the far right for years, for reasons I never understood. I also do not understand the entire “Lock Her Up” shit they chant at Trumps rally’s. Lock her up for what? What huge crime has she committed? None that I can see. Has she been in some legal scrapes? Yes. Mainly brought on by the far

Don't forget the civilians immediately in front of and behind her, who would have been in the blast radius of any bomb she may have had. The really sad part is they still managed to arrest her and charge her with resisting arrest, and several other charges.

Really? Her attitude is like a small puppy, wanting you to throw her a ball. But it just barely hides a ruthless desire to rule move up, where she will make us all read every splice she ever managed to get. Plus, it is usually the editors who just answer “Hmmm”. I mean, they live by written language, and all they can

I like your reasoning man. If I were your boss, it would be promotion time.

Especially if you work for a company that celebrates work victories with the boss throwing lots of parties with lots of alcohol and handing out bonus checks. That is one toxic mixture for at work boning. Overworked, too tired to go anywhere, even on the weekends, and wanting to celebrate. Shit will happen.

I say yes, but I do not have a good track record with such things, if you read my post above. I do like the way you think though. Very creative.

That requires far too much effort.

I really fucked up this rule at my first Real Job. I boned 5 women there, including one who went on to bone her manager, and decided that she was uncomfortable with me still there, so I got fired. But, that came around and bit her on the ass. She showed up at my 3rd job ten years later, and I saw my boss interviewing

BMW may have made a mistake coming after future Tesla owners. But, Tesla had their eyes firmly on BMW when they designed this car, specifically, the e46 3 Series Coupe. There are a lot of similarities. Not to mention the whole Model “3" name. Sure it is their 3rd car, but do they mind the comparison? Not at all. This

I tried DSC, and their razors felt like shit, and wore out as often as the Gillette’s I had been using. I tried Harry’s, and they fuckin rocked! They are smooth as hell, and they last me 6+ weeks. I bought 20 of them, which got me the lowest price, and expect led them to last me a year. I am now at 2+ years, and still

It was a badly timed shot of nitrous. I’m sure that is what NASCAR is thinking with impounding the car. At the very least, they suspect something illegal.

Those people who need a defined rule of “just two drinks” - they are the exact ones who get two drinks in them, and then suddenly change into “Fuck it! I am getting wasted!” Every damn time.*