If you've seen the movie, you know what comes next.

And this is why I heart you.

This is the first article I read this morning.

WebOS

My comment was not to imply that civil engineers are 6 year-olds...

Only if it comes with the Brian Orosco 'stache at no extra charge.

C: All of the above

For the ladies out there.

"Carry it to wherever you wish."

I feel my brain getting bigger now.

Yahoo readers chose this as the most likely answer.

"smoking a joint is worth two pounds of carbon dioxide emissions"

I get the feeling that more movie studios will buy into this than actual companies that make stuff.

My mistake.

I, for one, look forward to improved HP printer drivers.

Read: "strapped a satellite transmitter to him"

Well that clears that portion of it up for me, thanks.

I'm more confused than ever.

Hopefully they will keep the original around.

Done and Done