Or that their new flagship smartphone is only 1" smaller than its previous flagship tablet. What a world!

Baltimore.

A few people might see a Little John movie by mistake.

I'll see it only if Lil Jon plays Little John.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

Secret of Nimh. ARRRGHRHHH THAT OWL MAN

I think Heavy Metal sealed the deal for me.

*salutes*

We need the likes of Garfield, TMNT, Sonic, all that late 80's to early 90's magic.

In the early '90s Microsoft surveyed people on what they didn't like about Windows 3.1. The most common answer was "Everything", but more specifically a large percentage said they "Just didn't know where to start." So, they came up with the Start menu to give those people a leg up. They also licensed the Rolling…

50? Do you think henchmen come cheap? There's insurance, FICA, disability, paid sick time and holidays... It boggles the mind. Plus, it's impossible to find good henchmen, so you end up hiring temps. They're super unreliable.

In fact, his shield is literally a giant bullseye.

"However, I don't know if portable cassette players were even available at the time the movie takes place"

You exploded your own head there, fella.

He shouldn't be worried, his name was Otis. He'll be fine.

LOL you prefer an iphone, fine, but there's no fucking way you wouldn't prefer an iphone with removable storage. I honestly didn't think anyone could write such an hilarious response to my comment that implies people are buying iphones BECAUSE they prefer integrated storage. OH YES PLEASE charge me more for more…

The real travesty here is that there's a team named #yoloswag and the fact that they won't go 0-13

Who the FUCK prefers built-in storage?

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