Plot Twist: Millennials are just trying to get away from people who keep bitching about Millennials.

FWIW, I have two friends in their mid-thirties who, completely separately, pretty much sold off or gave away all of their belongings and have opted for a nomadic lifestyle of couch-surfing, hosteling, and basically wandering the Earth like Cane in "Kung Fu."

Might be my favorite so far, just for the devil-may-care hop at the end.

And as an ex-manwhore, I can attest to this strategy. I too, used to care, at which point they would play me like a pool table. Ever notice how the cool guy stereotype is the guy sitting on the sidelines smoking a cig, not giving a shit?

Leave it to the pros

As a high school student, I consider myself to be fairly experienced with the other gender.

You see orange beverages cause weird stuff to happen.

Pretty much begins and ends with this.

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.

While Deadspin's fixation on pro wrestling (not a sport) irks the shit out of me, I do have to say that Stone Cold knocked that shit out of the park. Bravo, sir.

Check out this guy's site - he made a .swf with a TON of video game music that is always on shuffle at all times. It's perfect background music, and I've even discovered a few games because of the tracks I've liked. In particular, Alan Wake.

Don't forget gas... it smells like gas. Washer fluid... is usually blue. Blinker fluid... your hair is blonde.

I'm not sure I agree with the charge. Clearly, she wasn't set.

I suggest you get a referral to Doctor Feelgood.

Don't disrespect Dr. Pepper, man.

That's racist