This is really for cassiebearRAWR, but wanted to comment on your post too:

cassiebearRAWR, to you... definately multiple counts... two for each if they went all the way to the knuckle

and "middleman", I felt your agony while reading your post.

#nothingInMYbutt

Is it bad that I had a feeling this was Mid-Ohio before I confirmed it? Been to that track many many times.

unfortunately I haven't been to NYC since March of 2001, so I doubt it.

I ALWAYS do this. I know when it is a good one when you get the camera-person to crack up as they are snapping the shot.

and Orionsangel, This is one of life's great mysteries.

I used to go to this Frat party/hippy festival for like 3 years in a row and was trying to show someone what it was like. I found photos on…

Screw Bron Bron.... this dude is my new favorite NBA player.

I want whatever YOU are smoking.

Is it bad that I did too? Are we going to hell for this?

Sure, my address is:

People, be aware if you eat or drink anything given to you by me in the next few days... Thanks, Gizmodo!

And thanks to you Andrew for killing the rest of my weekend.

I fall toward the end of this (Still pissed that I am a Millennial), and have been out of the country a few times (Italy and Greece in high school and St Lucia for my honeymoon), but I am super jealous. Oh, what I would give to go ANYWHERE right now for more than a day or two. I hate my job.

Though I am jealous,…

OMG, what if they put LSD... ON THE PAGES!

Maybe that is why it is $30?

I can confirm this. I would need this, BUT my $30 is going towards some microdots and a sheet of blotters.

would it be weird if a grown man with no kids goes to one of these, or would i be labeled a pedo?

or Hardcore Parkour?

WTF is this? I am in my early 30s and want to go here.....

I for one... liked Slamball, but I could never find it on TV.

Netherlands...

I have been with my wife for 6 years now, but my last 3 or so years of being single I got so much tail cause I gave ZERO F**ks.

I am still cracking up over here. I hope this one wins. will never think of a DIY project again.

Also, think the "Archive of Nothing" ad too.

"The only way to gain confidence with women is to spend years and years fucking up with women until you stop giving a shit, at which point women come flocking in DROVES because you care so little. If only I had done more drugs as a youth. It would have really helped shift my focus. My advice to you is to ignore the…