I have been with my wife for 6 years now, but my last 3 or so years of being single I got so much tail cause I gave ZERO F**ks.

"The only way to gain confidence with women is to spend years and years fucking up with women until you stop giving a shit, at which point women come flocking in DROVES because you care so little. If only I had done more drugs as a youth. It would have really helped shift my focus. My advice to you is to ignore the…

I agree Looking back at the trailer, I could have probably made that assumption.

"Wanna get High?" first?

you forgot Elbow grease and Headlight Fluid....

Can you find the same thing but for BODY fluids?

Shit the NCAA, Jerry Jones and both of these schools all need to give away tickets to this game or they are going to lose money.... 8000+ tickets on StubHub alone... damn.

You have to smoke Crack to be Toronto's mayor... He doesn't seem to have gone THAT far, yet.

Did Matthew Edwards think he would get a promotion?

throw in the panhandle and i would put it closer to 50%.

Without question.

WTF would be the tax rate on a $40.8M check? And remember children, always pay your taxes. Anyone know what the income tax rate in Nevada is? plus sure the Feds want their percentage too.

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You are correct, good sir. The initial (field) test you are most definitely not in police custody so you can technically refuse that one (unless you are a repeat offender). But once you are custody, they can pretty much do what ever the hell they want when you get behind them walls....


so with that in mind, do we…