If you start a troop, you can make fondue happen!!! There are lots of programming options to make and eat food!!!

I believe Jenny Lewis' outfit/facial expression in this particular scene deserve some sort of honorable mention, despite this list solely focusing on Shelley Long.

Yea, married people live in on-base housing or off-base. Either way, it's a massive step up from the barracks or dorms, where they treat you like a fucking kid.

Well, that's just plain awful. As someone who was in the military, I can speak to the amount of damage all of this infidelity and drama do, and how much more prolific it is in the military compared to the civilian world.

They deserve each other, if you ask me.

This is the thing that infuriates me. I almost wish narcissism wasn't considered a real mental health disorder. Because I think we'd all be better off if we could just call a person a goddamn asshole and publicly shun them until they socialized.

I had Mirena. It worked awesome (no periods) for a couple years. Then it failed and I ended up with an ectopic pregnancy. BOO HISS. Thank the Lords of Kobol I get hyperemesis gravidarum when I'm pregnant; otherwise I wouldn't have known I was pregnant till I blew a tube or something.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

I don't see her blaming victims. I see her giving her daughter the tools to avoid becoming a victim - something that really shouldn't exist at all, but something that has to in the face of ugly threats that won't back down.

Can I be your lawyer?*

She obviously was looking to file this lawsuit when she applied for the job. This is someone (more likely an organization funding her) looking for a lawsuit to push their agenda.

This is awesome, I'm going to apply to work at Starbuck's and then tell them my religion forbids me from serving people caffeinated products. And then I'm going to apply at McDonald's and tell them that I will not be serving anyone any beef products because I'm a Hindu and see how far that goes. And then I'm going…

Kanye is just fuckin' crazy man... he is a gift to us all. That aside tho, he seems to really love and respect Kim. Good for them. I hope they stay married and make lotsa babiez.

My son was 3 months when I went back to work, a few hours a week. I'd get in the car and find myself at work 15 miles away with absolutely no memory of driving. I was desperate for sleep, so I talked to my pediatrician about letting him cry. We picked a night, put him to bed and let him cry. I went in every few…

I did it because I hate hate hate to be confined. I didn't want to be tied to anything sticking out of me. I wanted to be able to move around. I think too, that it's not painful for everyone. It's weird and hard but I didn't think it was "painful" per se, like breaking a bone or getting a root canal.

Really, it's all negotiable. I was a zealous co sleeper, but most of the people I know who did sleep training had the kind of kid who took to it easily. If my kid fell asleep in the crib after only five minutes of non-hysterical crying, I probably would have done that too and gone around all smug about how it was…

Honestly, it's just more nuanced than a good headline makes. Kids should be given leave within reason to make choices and express themselves. My daughter has been picking her own clothes out since she was a year old (my sons, who are 2 and 4 years older, incidentally, still don't really care what they wear) - this…

I cannot take the term "parental rights" seriously. Like, fetuses have rights but your teenager doesn't? CONFUSED.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

put some damn novelty sunglasses on that thing as a parting gift