Honestly, it's just more nuanced than a good headline makes. Kids should be given leave within reason to make choices and express themselves. My daughter has been picking her own clothes out since she was a year old (my sons, who are 2 and 4 years older, incidentally, still don't really care what they wear) - this…

I cannot take the term "parental rights" seriously. Like, fetuses have rights but your teenager doesn't? CONFUSED.

"Well, you never know. I'm a very important person. I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses."

put some damn novelty sunglasses on that thing as a parting gift

I moved to NYC, and got a job waiting tables at a mid-level, super corporate restaurant named after a city in Texas (Editor's Note: We have these in DC, and my mother always loved them for some reason I still can't fucking fathom)

Mousa Dembele, Belgium

Yo, I mean, I'm not judging and you gotta go for whatever makes you happy, but this man right there.. He is a fish. Just saying.

I disagree. I am far (FAR) from the 1%, have two kids, and work full time — no nanny, just daycare during work hours only — and still manage to get in some "me" time.

Guys, I know this dude — we've worked together on some projects. I just heard about it, and my heart is just sick. He's a super-nice guy — I just can't imagine what he's going through. That kid was his world. Mutual friends say he's obviously absolutely despondent. Please have some sympathy for him and his family.

Before I had kids, I was extremely judgmental about these situations. However, once you've experienced the fog of countless sleepless nights combined with the stress of balancing work and home life...It's just a really bad combination.

A friend of mine forgot her baby in the car (but only for a few minutes, luckily), and here's how it happened: she'd had a long day at work and was coming down with a cold, so was exhausted. We all met for dinner every Friday night and they almost always brought their baby, but her husband usually drove the kid…

Something similar happened several years ago in the town where I go to the beach. They put out PSAs every summer with tips to avoid the same thing happening again. I unfortunately don't remember all of them but one that really stood out to me was to get a huge teddy bear that you leave in the car seat when it's empty.…

Please be honest. Think back to your child raising. Think of all the near missed tragedies that you had or your parents had with you. NO ONE is a perfect parent. If we are lucky, we get them to adulthood without major trauma. If we are terribly, terribly unfortunate we are looking at our lifeless child in stunned…

Leave your phone, your purse or your wallet next to the kid, in the back. Leave a bear or plush something in the passenger seat that you then sit in the car seat when you take the kid out.

Just trying to stick with the theme. No need to get all Facebook balls on me.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."