I have to chime in because I own a dog with aggression issues- she was abused and possibly used in dog fighting. I adopted her, discovered her aggressive tendencies months later, have consulted multiple trainers and spent thousands on "rehabilitation." I decided to keep her anyway, as I am able to manage her, and am…

I'm actually a very literate Bassett hound, but sadly, female.

Depends entirely on the translation you're reading—which, I think, furthers the argument that using a text which posits that "abomination," "unnatural," "sinful," and "evil" are interchangeable is a recipe for disaster in philosophical terms.

The closest translation to Aramaic I've been able to find lists homosexuality (in Leviticus, anyhow, where a host of laws are introduced) as an abomination, rather than a sin.

Once you're over 30 don't you officially no longer require an excuse for not going to some 20 year old's party? I thought that was one of the many unsung perks of no longer being in your 20's.

I thought you said ass-whipper :(

i make $78 per hour porking your mom.

I feel your Frozen-oriented pain. I work in a blood lab, and I always seem to end up singing "Let it Go" when I'm getting samples out of the walk-in. What can I say? The cold never bothered me anyway.

You think you get it, but it doesn't seem like you do. As evidenced by the fact that you're looking for election results on Jezebel.

Re: Ellen Page

That's what came to mind when I read it, they were probably joking and Kurt thought it was funny. I don't know anyone that writes bitter little screeds and then carries it around with them.

They do not sew.

Neighbors prayed for the "Sound of Silence"

Definitely not on the approved list of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Mascots stand around and dance. Cheerleaders get thrown into the air—and they're the ones who should be paid less and not have health insurance? Meeting exacting physical standards, spending time training and practicing, and performing physical stunts that are both risky and difficult in front of crowds isn't a real…

I don't understand this. NO ONE IS TAKING OR PLANS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS.

Go home, Sarah. You're drunk.

I reckon there's a typo in that first line, although any cocktail recipe that features 15 oz. of gin definitely has my attention. "Here's MY Pink Lady recipe, boyos. Tonight, we get WEIRD."

I hope you mean 1.5 oz of gin. Because I like to drink, and I feel like 15 oz would get me REALLY DRUNK. And I'd smell like a Christmas tree.

Did you buy this off of eBay? I didn't know they made this anymore.