I think you just found the new host of Wheel of Fortune!! 

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

I suspect this is the real problem. They’re known for one thing and one thing only. They haven’t really done or cultivated anything else truly noteworthy. (Like Emrata.)

They sold the fantasy of access to a world few had and couldn’t deliver. There’s only so many “famous friends” you can parade around while trying to turn every conversation back around on themselves.

Maybe it’s because they just... aren’t all that interesting?

It’s giving peak poor-man's-idea-of-a-rich-man.

LOL, also, I’m pretty sure that’s the same ugly dark-brown marble flooring and sink inlay that my grandmother had in her ugly starter tract home from the late 40s. It probably cost the Dumps fifty times as much for it to look 100% as ugly. Why even bother being rich if you have no idea what to do with it?

This is my thought. Whatever she may claim, seems like a pretty clear threat to me. Certainly a call to/promise of obstruction of justice.

My favorite part of that photo is the absolute trash quality chandelier and wall sconce that someone picked up at the discount bin at the Dollar Store.

I have a message tonight for Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith, and Joe Biden.

This article really gets to the fundamental contradiction of this show: it simultaneously tries to bring artists out of the shadow of Picasso, but at the same intentionally puts all that art under his shadow, and does it to sell tickets.

I don’t see how shooting someone with a gun can ever be a charge below murder. If you’re pulling the trigger, you’re obviously intending to kill them. Except in very clear cut cases of self defense, that’s murder! 

This “long-running feud” appears to consist of this woman repeatedly assaulting Owens’ children with no consequence.  Of course she thought she could murder Owens and get away with it.

These attacks are them playing games and having fun. If it was stress or retaliation then they’d be attacking fishing vessels, not small sailboat rudders.

Animals for the Unethical Treatment of People

Words cannot express how much I love this recent phenomenon. Killer whales are stressed out all over the world. The Southern Resident population off the coast of BC is listed as endangered. If they want to fuck around with rich folks’ boats, go nuts.

I’m thinking that pod might be Ben-Hur fans...

As much as I welcome our brave Orca comrades to the resistance, I can’t help but feel that their days are probably numbered. They don’t seem to realize that they are not the alpha predator on the planet, and are really beginning to annoy the actual alpha predators (rich people).

Would that be Orca for “F*&k off, My Ocean” ??

And at the arcade this one time, they claimed dibs on a cabinet despite not putting a quarter on it beforehand! Whale are jerks!