How does she not know that Hugo Chavez has been dead for like a really long time? So maybe she does and thinks he’s giving orders from the great beyond? Yeah, that’s got to be it.

Your last sentence sent shivers up my spine. Because it's utterly true.

Yup, all that. Snowflakes!

Regardless of whether he meant to go to the virtual group masturbation site (Oooh just typing that makes me feel all sexxxy), he was supposed to be participating in a work meeting. So that was probably why they decided to fire him! Kidding! but still, what an arrogant jerk.

They didn’t know or think a country named Georgia was even possible, much less real?? Even with google/wiki proof of this fact? 

“...a true icon of American masculinity...”
Hehehe.

Cool. I can’t imagine expecting a First Gentleman or whatever he’ll be called to ditch his life’s work in deference to his wife’s career, so why should she? And here’s to our next first couple (after the Bidens, I mean).

Cool. I can’t imagine expecting a First Gentleman or whatever he’ll be called to ditch his life’s work in deference to his wife’s career, so why should she? And here’s to our next first couple (after the Bidens, I mean):

oh lordy, do not fuck trump, I mean in the literal sense. In the intended sense on the placard, well, sure.

I can’t see most trumpites reading any books at all, much less hers.

Thank you for having the courage to publish the truth knowing you would face scorn hate and death threats. Seriously, that took more guts than I could dream of. 

I didn’t smoke for years, but started again a few years ago. Only a few like 5 to maybe 8 or 9 a day, even yesterday(!). I think it was right about when I read that Joan Didion still smokes 5 cigs per day. But I don’t even really like Didion, so I should just knock it off again!

I love cigarettes. But smoking more than one at a time never occurred to me until now. Thank you, Cardi B

Oh yes those clashing reds drive me nuts too!

And not technically an outfit, but SHS’s fake eyelashes, the ones they made her look like she didn’t have any friends who would stop her from going anywhere with those things on her face:

Oh and I almost forgot about Kellyanne’s gross inauguration outfit:

I’m still stuck on Ivanka’s ill fitting inauguration outfit. How did the designers let hers out the door looking like this?

Yes, and I don’t even have (or want) any, but I have thought about those kids quite a bit. It’s bad enough to have privately icky parents, must be awful to have such publicly gross parents.

“...they still carriers of the prion disease that ate the brains of the GOP.”

So they didn’t even try this with Trump? Why ever not?