Agreed. The timing during an election year is a coincidence - i would only have a problem with it if the pandemic started months sooner.

Three digits for something that is mostly mineral oil and vaseline.

Because they are toxic to regular humans? And too sinewy for human consumption?

I use prescription Tretinoin, which is the only thing proven to do anything. It costs about 40 bucks a tube with one of those online coupons, and about 120 bucks without a coupon. It’s unscented and works great.

Where can I get some? 

I smell a business opportunity!

And a new nose, boobs, blonde hair, big lips, etc.

And she achieved that chipmunk-sea bass look via thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery. Even wow-er.

They’re not even done enrolling people in phase III trials. They’re asking desperate for volunteers and normally I probably would sign up, but these are not normal times.

Morty also has a leash and harness-makes it easier to get him down when he decides to climb a tree. He’s so smart that in the days right after I clip his nails he doesn’t even try to climb.

This goon expects us to believe his flip-flop caused him to crash his Porshe into a palm tree? And then he left the scene of the crash? Seriously, what Porshe driver wears flip-flops? Well, if you’re drunk enough I suppose. Florida.

That’s all kinds of awful. People just bug me lately...

ok, here’s yer dang star.

OK, take yer damn star now.

I delivered several virtual flying kicks to his stupid head if that counts for anything. Honestly, in my pretend world where I get elected president this November, the first thing I do after my inauguration is give the woman in the video the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Well, they are owned by the tRump branch of the repub party, so there’s that.

OOOhhhh! I bet you’re right and I’m embarrassed to admit I never thought of that.

Age discrimination only applies to people over 40. So there’s that.

Or the 1850's, or 1750's or 1650's-I could keep going but you get the picture.

Although many consider this a gaffe, I do not agree. Truer words were never spoken: