Ughh you are so right.**** shivers****

I have thought the many many times since right around spring of 2016. Really, you could put this into your satirical novel but it would probably be too over the top.

An emergency that poses some risk, but not too much. 

I’m glad to hear this, Arizona. My state is doing the same. Our governor, who is a former high school football coach is leading well and people are listening. My 90 yo republican dad even likes our democrat governor. (Ol’ dad loves his sports - he even liked Obama - so this is kind of rough on him).

I’m sorry you are so closely related to such a stupid, dangerously stupid, person. Good luck to you. And I just hate hate hate drama. You know what? This whole thing is making me miss Obama. Except the asshole senate would never ever have OKd such a huge stimulus but I digress.

Right, they probably won’t get any smarter, which sucks for me personally because they’re the ones who should reach their peak earning potential right about when I’m supposed to retire and get social security. So I’m screwed and should just plan on working until I die. Fuckers.

And Harvey Weinstein has is too now https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/03/coronavirus-harvey-weinstein

My husband is actually helping with cleaning. I’m pleasantly shocked.

Both Trump and Pence could get the virus, die, and then Nancy Pelosi would be president!

Damn, I just finished Patrick Melrose, all five books. That would be perfect pandemic reading. 

I like your attitude. I don’t know if I am capable of adopting it, but I can try, maybe?

I watched. You have no effing idea how right your decision to abstain is. Seriously, no words to describe the um spectacle?

What the ever loving fuck was that? 

A ceremony only including married couples? How weird. 

That and also did you notice the Catherine looks like she’s at a funeral but nobody has said a word? 

Well, Biden did have some part in this:

Yes, probably. I mean, just look at Catherine in these photos. She looks like she’s at a funeral.

Catherine looks utterly miserable in these photos, so I bet it’s the affair thing. And meghan looks amazing and happy.

I was hoping for oh, about 99 years, but thinking he would probably get about one or two, so this is good news indeed.