Then airlines should just stop equipping their planes with seats that recline. The end. 

I saw it in a hip second run theater year it came out. The 700 seat theater was packed and there were many times where the audiences laughed so hard you couldn't hear the dialog. So i need to see it again.

Nobody has said anything like congratulations? Or good for you? Thats very sad! So anyway, Congratulations on 500 and some days of sobriety.

OK, you can be Penguin Royal and I will be Greyhound Royal. Or maybe Sussex Spaniel Royal.

No, but to him they make the most sense. 

Yes, of all the really bad things a person can do, why did he choose “child molester” to make his point?

“recent Trump Bullying’? How did I miss that? And where can I catch up? Thank you. 

Well, considering her ex-husband, that’s a pretty low bar. 

No! Kwi trip does not equal bodega. That’s all.

I dont like Swiss cheese, never have. Somebody told me it’s an acquired taste but now I’m old and I still don’t like it.

The process (melting, emulsifying, then forming) was actually invented in switzerland.

It’s cheese. And sometimes, but not always, cheese must be melted such as when paired with eggs, meat, and some kind of toasted bread put together to form of a sandwich.

That is truly awesome to know. Thank you.

I’m sorry for your loss. A mom and a teacher-that’s everybody’s loss actually. 

Yup, that’s gotta be it.  

I went to a Rush concert with a friend a few years back. I was never that big a fan (never bought any of their records) but my friend is, and she’s fun so I went. and....somehow, I knew just about every song they played!

My cousin (the one who sexually abused me) was a big Rush fan. He died of a heart attack a while back.. In his sleep. Fuck.

Now don’t you go around giving the Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote any big ideas!
And I’m only half kidding; I hope the SPWLTPV does not read Jezebel.

I just said the same thing (mostly) before reading down thread. 

You are a better person than I. Every time a good person gets an awful diagnosis like stage 4 cancer, I always, always think “why can’t a complete asshole like (fill in your favorite asshole, such as Rush Limbaugh, here) get this disease? Why does it have to be (my friend, brother in law, friend’s mother, and many…