Yup, Miz Carter, I humbly award you all the stars for the whole rest of the year. I mean, WTF was Andy doing with a sleazebag like Epstein? I mean we all KNOW what he was doing-crikey, my 93 year old dad watched the show about Epstein that was on the other night and he couldn’t effing believe it! Andy could hang out…

Just when I thought Trump and his cohorts could not possibly get any worse, well, they/it just got way way worse. Kiddie porn? on your phone? And nobody seems to care about Nader’s connections to the current administration? Scum like Nader make me hope and pray that hell is a real thing and he will be in it for eternit…

And private jets. Don’t forget about the private jets.

Why isn’t Murdoch dead yet? isn’t he about 109 years old?

Oh sure, blame the black lady for England’s racist problems. I personally find it very sad that Harry, England’s favorite royal, has to go into full-on protect my family mode because does not want his wife and child to end up like his mother. Why doesn’t the British press understand that they need the royal family way…

Yes sure, except in the case of the proposed laws, those proposing them are, indeed, bigots.
And in Missouri the duly-elected bigot wants this added to the state’s Constitution. Why don’t people get that the purpose of a constitution is to protect rights, not take them away, and that the difference is absolutely…

Well, not the whole story, just this, which does look very similar:

I hate high waisted jeans and I’ll tell you why: I generally don’t have issues with body image, but when I try on high waisted jeans or pants, they just scream at me “YOUR WAIST IS HUGE” or “YOU HAVE NO HIPS or ASS.” Avoiding pants where the waist to hip ratio has to be exactly right in order to fit has helped…

I was shocked, shocked I tell you, to note that this ridiculous ‘exercise’ was not on the original list. 

If you’re born or marry into royalty, you should have to stay royal; that is, you sacrifice mobility for privilege-none of this moving-to-Canada bullshit.

Some of the perviest men I have ever known-as an adult who had no problem telling them to get away from me or I’ll call the cops, which worked no fewer than 3 times-were West Point grads.

For a second I thought that was Ronan Farrow.

Nope, does not need that stupid walker. 

He raped lots of women. Technically not ‘cheating’ I s’pose. But oy, do they really think framing this as cheating on his wife will work? And what’s the deal with hunching over a walker? We’re supposed to buy that too? Really?

Could somebody explain Gwyneth Paltrow’s dress please? No? I didn't think anyone could. 

They are terrified of getting old and dying. 

Yes, this, and I would add that if one has $40,000 bracelets, they should have enough money to buy a mirror. A little botox goes a long way, and more is utterly not better.

I was hoping Garrett Morris would be there too. When I was 10 and would watch with my mom and dad, this never failed:

I was a little kid just as ‘mid century’ was giving way to the ‘70s. I hated my parent’s Danish modern this and Scandinavian that! What I really wanted was shiny things and not like stainless steel, things like this:

But they should have to do community service too, and for a really long time, like 5- 10 years. I’m thinking picking up trash along the high way, working and serving at a soup kitchen, etc. Not just pay a fine.