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Two people who were on the absolute worst cruise ever. 

Yes, this. I have been on several cruises this is the only real downside. 

Not anal rape. I am absolutely positive she did not think anal rape would happen. 

Ewww do you know how difficult it is to unsee that mental picture???

Really, those are about the only reasons anyone would care. Unless they’re just mean fuckers, like the sexual predator who lost the popular vote and currently resides in the White House. 

Well, that was even worse than I thought it would be.
On the bright side, this should stall Lauer’s comeback (you know it will happen) by at least a couple of years. 

Forgive and remember, that’s what I always say. 

Mrs. Trump is very pro-eye shadow and liner. She is very,very,very strong on both.

Yes, and I like her as an actor, so am probably willing to cut her some slack. But seriously, who buys the crap on her website? Who are these people?? I do not want to know. 

That’s hilarious. She’s not even trying to fake it, which I find oddly refreshing-maybe because Trump? who we all know would just make up some hyperbolic bullshit on the fly.
Camel milk? yes we have the most beautiful camel milk! And that amethyst? Only the most top amethyst is used, bigly.

Can you be hyper conservative and still be a feminist? Something to ponder, I guess. 

You mean the ‘feminists’ thought this-taping and threatening to out the women as strippers-would help the ‘exploited’ sex workers?

I forgot to say yay! for Downton Abbey!

It’s not really coercion, no. And yup, if you can’t/dont/won’t say no then the issues are a lot worse than threesomes.

It sounds like the ‘girl’ was adopted illegally-twice! How the eff does this keep happening?

Hmmm yes, but non-monogamy and three-ways are kind of different things, no? It’s sad that she felt actual shame about trying something that turned out to be way out-of-bounds to her. I wish she could have just shrugged, like you said, Sas. 

Hmmm Invaka’s hair is naturally medium to dark brown, so it’s more than highlights, I’d say.