Thank you. I was going to be that person, but I am also lazy.

I was raised / taught that it is very rude to ask people how much money they make. And also that judging people by how much they make is wrong. That’s all I have to add here. 

Really? My grandma got married when she was 16, and grandpa was 27. That was in about 1922, and considered pretty normal in their eastern European immigrant community.

You mean Slovenian*, Serbian*, Croatian*, and maybe a smattering of German?

Nope, just find the guard with the worst credit rating and most debt and there you go. 

Oh, you just made my day. 

Not according to the new York times. Fuck. You would think that would be automatic for anyone who tried to off themselves already .

I was so looking forward to hearing him sing. How was he not on 24 hour suicide watch? Fuck.

Yes, all the while denying it all. Honestly, this is a guy who is known for not paying for goods and services, so in what universe does he pay somebody to not talk about something that didn’t happen?

Well then, I guess I am a snowflake who cannot accept the Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote as president. (I know-it’s kind of long and does not lend itself to initialization and certainly not acronym, but you get used to it).  

Ok everybody, here is the definition of psychosomatic, courtesy of Merriam Webster:

No, not judgey-it is on the human to control the animal; that’s the rules. And also common sense and knowing what your doggo can handle. Like our neighbor kids want to play with our very sweet 82-lb greyhound, but the hound’s favorite game is called You Run and I Chase and Tackle You, Then You Get Tons of Kisses.…

When I worked with undergrads, it was all Brittany, Brianne and Ashley all the time.. Or Sarah or maybe Hannah, but absolutely NO Carol, Nancy, Mabel, Harriet, or Hazel. Who knows, now that most of the first wave of Harry potter kids are starting families maybe Hermione will be the next big name.

I am so sorry to hear Ms Morrison is gone. She was magnificent.

I want that. Right now.

I was wondering about that, but am too lazy to look it up. thank you.

And don’t they have to have some kind of manifest? Or is that just for commercial flights?

Scorn, ridicule and a super long jail sentence.

First I laughed at the headline, then I read Zonetan’s comment and laughed harder. I love hate to be a snob-how could anybody not know about beluga caviar?

Well, at least it didn’t come from the machine that makes the Creed songs, so there’s that.