I’m tired just reading this! And I presume these coordinated outfits are way less, um, generic(?) than the accidental white shirts and jeans type of thing, right?

Yes, all that. I do not consider what they do entertaining at all.
Danger for it’s own sake? Why pursue a useful job like firefighting, structural iron work or even window washing, or some other dangerous but very necessary occupation?

Except Mr. punchable doesn’t really tell people to go without. I am pretty sure he got rich by telling his flock that Jesus wants them to be successful (code for rich), and if they pray hard enough, it WILL happen.

The whole family? Ewwww gross. Once in a while my husband and I match but it’s always accidental. If we do match it’s along the lines of black sweater under a camel hair coat or jeans with a white shirt.

A rubber logo over the left nipple? It begs the question-where is Jeff’s logo?

Emilie forgot to remove her name tag. The thing over her left breast looks a lot like a name tag to me. It also appears that shorts with pumps are part of the women’s uniform, because no one would wear that if they didn’t have to.

Sure, but about 10 years ago m state passed a conceal carry gun law, to which I was vehemently opposed thinking gun deaths and injuries would increase. They didn’t go up, in fact. So now, while guns still skeeze me out, I’m semi-cool with the law. Does this mean I’m weird? (wait a minute don’t answer that)

What do these people do when there is a lightning storm? Do they unplug all their appliances, duck for cover, and turn on the battery powered radio? Just asking because their chances of getting injured in an electrical storm are about the same as being injured by a vaccine. So no, the chances are not zero, and it…

Doesn’t strangling someone indicate intent to kill? Why wasn’t attempted murder among the charges? The ejaculation part is creep freaky as hell, but didn’t he also try to, you know, KILL HER??

Does anybody else here have a massive girl-crush on Senator Warren? Asking for a friend. I tell ya, the wonkier the senator gets, the more hot and bothered my friend gets. I thought it was a passing fancy but this shows no signs of letting up.

Yes that, and I hate that the word ‘culture’ is becoming a racist code word. 

I haven’t read any-I could hardly get through the movie version of the Notebook. 

Yes, all that. I’ll even take a crack at culture, which, in this case, = things white Southern guys like.

Or maybe they just like their house? I think it could be something that simple.

No don’t buy him out, just ban him for life. Or maybe not-how about having him mop the floor during time outs?

And right you are, on both points. Fuck. Now take yer dang star already!

I’m a late ’70 s - early ‘80 s kid, and I have always hated, irrationally so, that stupid dumb ugly dumb strip of maple.

We’re in the midst of a kitchen renovation. We are also toying with the idea of keeping the avocado green Vent-A-Hood that resides over the stove. I don’t know if they even make fluorescent tubes that fit it now, and the fan is virtually barrier-free (you can just stick your hand right though the cover, such as it is, …

Oh those stupid fuckers. And there are many who will listen to this messaging. fuckfuckfuck. 

So your boss was in cahoots with Dress Barn staff? Oy, the joys of retail work.