But she was already working - no snark, the fashion crap is a lot of work for those of us who don’t like clothes, makeup, hair styling, and getting dressed up. I watched one of her vids out of curiosity and thought she made it look kind of fun, and not like, you know, work. Having famous parents probably helps you get…

Sure-my parents made it clear from a very early age that I would go to college but I was a good student and liked school so it made sense. They aren’t at all snobby about college educated vs not; we were raised to respect the plumber as much as the professor. 

You know, I do actually feel sorry for the influencer because her parents really did fuck up her life, for a while anyway. After all, she was/is the child, and they are the adults.
None of this (faking athletic activity and saying you will go out for women’s crew, or even just filling out the damn application) was her…

Yes, it will be interesting to see who chips in to build what I am sure will be a very ugly building.

That is an awesome idea! Would it be encased in a very large and shiny building maybe? 

Ok I see them now. My eye kind of got lost in all those book-free shelves, I think.

Hey there Cats! It sounds like my poor decisions are exactly the same as yours! We must be long-lost siblings or something! Us and virtually every other reader on this site, don’t you think? I always wanted more siblings!

I am only sorry that life without parole doesn’t seem to be an option. This whole story is utterly revolting.

OK, I just looked through all the pictures, and what is with these people and that gross green? These people need to hire somebody to stage the place to make it look better and take photos of more of the rooms. I could live in that library, I can tell you right now, but shouldn’t it have some books in it? And does the…

That bathroom-the green-don’t they know color reflects onto your skin, and green is not a color anybody wants there?

So now I can dress to match m couch? Oh, good. Sorta.

Boundaries, Uncle Joe, boundaries!

And it’s better that way, right? 

Only hers is all surgically enhanced, where his appears to be all natural.

That does creep the fuck out of me every time. 

Oh my *clutches pearls*
I would pay to see people reactions to that, especially Catholic mom’s.

Yes, all that. The parents have seriously fucked up her life, at least for a while.

Yes,  politically correct is kind of code for ‘hey, dont be a racist sexist claasist (insert all the phobics here) jerk'. 

Nope, you’re not too cynical.

Well deserved Dame Ashley.