Wow you just dissected one of my all time favorite guilty pleasures. Can you do a critical examination of "Nine Point Nine Five" next? You know "Put your body in overdrive... 9 point 9 Fiiiiiiyiiiive!"

Everybody: Baaaw! Baaaw! Why can't Nintendo behave more like other developers? Baaaw!

Never thought I would see Ganon opening a chest Zelda-style in my entire life. I had such a great big grin from seeing that!

You left something out.

I always got 2-3x more just selling them on Ebay back in the day.

and before you turn off subtitles.....

I Remember this! Alien Rock laying the smack down with ridged forehead!

Can I just take a moment to say I love you for this.

This is why I enjoy what the Wii U represents. It means face to face interaction in fun and engaging ways with friends and family. My wife and I play the games offered and have a blast showing it off to other friends and family members. Gaming in general is, I feel, a necessity to exist as humans. Like comedy, games…

It's "Fuhgettaboutit" ya mook

as someone who only watches soccer during the World Cup, I had a feeling watching that game that I have felt only a few times before in my life that I was witnessing not only just history, but history that will be analyzed, written about, spoken upon hushed breath for generations to come.

Angry Brazil Fan Destroys Perfectly Good Favela Rooftop

Brazilian TVs appear to be pretty sturdy... at least sturdier than some Brazilian vertebraes

Because this could be really cool for Alien super-fans, but instead of just putting it in the game, or even selling it separately, Sega is forcing you to buy the game sight unseen if you want to play it (at least until they sell it separately a few months later).

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

No. He doesn't spit hot fire