"I'm not putting my lips on that."

omg

Just work in a restaurant kitchen, it comes naturally.

Sweet, sweet justice porn. I love it.

Shit! He didn't even have to type +mlook into the console!

Well sure, gaming back in the 2D days wasn't a mass market business like it is now. Back then they didn't pump millions of dollars into a product and have the expectations that it will launch in November regardless if it's finished or not. Also with the evolution of the medium, expectations from the consumer have gone…

The thing is most companies won't be giving free stuff and if they do, most likely it won't be as big as what M$ is giving here. Maybe they'll give you a free skin pack or horse armor or something but I see this is an anomaly due to how hard they fucked up. IMO releasing unfinished/buggy games is a no no, regardless…

Hell, they'll even delay a game if they have to. DKC Tropical Freeze was supposed to originally be released around this time last year, then they pushed it to Feb. Meanwhile every other publisher is scared shitless of missing the mid November release window.

Eh, I never feel like Nintendo rushes unfinished games. They seem to be an anomaly tho.

How about just not rushing broken games?

Glad I'm not the only one who did this, for a while I felt like the kid from Superbad.

This, is ketchup, this is mustard. Now gimme 350 bucks or you'll be a mess for your date.

The overlaying music, composed by Kenji Yamamoto and Minako Himano, seems to rise and fall with Samus' narrative — haunting when she relates a struggle, and triumphant when she overcomes it. Early video game composers, lacking the technology to record songs with 'real' instruments, used synthesizers to convincingly…

That moment when I realized you can map tilt attacks to the c-stick

I'm bothered by the fact that there was SO much practical effects in the LOTR trilogy. Sure they used CG, but I felt they used it sparringly, or maybe it was expensive CG that I didn't notice. Take the Balrog for instance, it looked great! Compare that to the Troll king (that thing with the ballsack on it's neck) from…

I'm not sure about Manhunt 1 ever being rated AO, but Manhunt 2 was definitely rated AO before Rockstar went back and uncensored it (the #1 reason to have a modded Wii is to play the uncensored version).

I don't know about you guys, but Manhunt made me shit my pants, and I was the one doing the horrible killing.

I SAID NO, AND I MEAN IT BURKE.

Is that regular Clayfighter or 63& a 1/3rd?

Jontron's review of Bubsy