Nah man, when there are literally thousands of quality nazi jokes on twitter right now, you gotta set that bar higher. Your joke was like a fat kid trying to fosbury flop. Sorry :(

Gotta hide somewhere...

Cool, thanks man :)

Once, we complained that the Wii U GamePad controller battery died too quickly. It still does (but you can buy a better battery).

12 years old's cannot be on here 24/7. You know, school and stuff. Sorry man.

Sounds like a bunch of 14 year old kids who are trying to sound older on their mics...

I'm like the exact opposite with my fps games, maybe that's why i don't play too many of them these days...

I am highly unqualified to answer question #2, but for question #1, I used a vimeo to mp4 convertor on google and entered the address of this vimeo video.

i tried over and over to get this to work but somehow the cd key (that they give out for free mind you) never worked. Good riddance.

*snap*

Small hitboxes on the flowers, I run through them when I play this game casually if I time my jumps right. Pretty beginner level skill.

Oh man, what are you doing on my Kotaku, get back to IGN! Even SMB casuals know about the weird hitboxes on the piranha plants. I pull that off when I'm just dicking around in SMB.

Symantics.

Guy who has obviously never speedrun SMB is suddenly the authority on legitimacy. Amazing. Simply astounding.

What I am not expecting is a Western release — as Bloody Disgusting points out, this Fatal Frame movie is a Japan-only joint. Hmph.

Oddly enough, if I remember correctly, Mario Strikers Charged was the first game released for the Wii with Mario in it. I remember eagerly awaiting the next 3D Mario Adventure and then that came out, but I wasn't too disappointed, it's a pretty solid game afterall.

At least I could tell he was joking...

oh man that made me lawl hard

Good lord, I cannot believe how many people replied to you thinking you were serious. I'm fucking floored, I just lost so much faith in this site. Wow, you guys let me down big time here.