I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

They’re just trying to finally solve the question of if she was born with it or if it’s Maybelline.

Peace.

Hot damn, I can’t program my dvr that far in advance

fyi - once the kids are raised and gone, you still get up early on a Sunday morning for no damn reason.

Stop predicting my future...

Yeah I imagine the Olsen Twins casually seeing this, smirking, and then lighting cigarettes as they hob nob with the French elite or whatever.

“TL;DR”

“Your job doesn’t stop until you’re voted out, or until your term expires,” Obama said of the Senate,

It’s almost as if we watched totally different episodes.

Yeah, I guess I wasn’t really keyed to it until after the superbowl. And then suddenly the crazies came out about how dare she sing a song and wear clothes that were a tribute to black people. And then everyone turned it into her being anti-police. It really just goes to show how prejudiced our society still is that…

This is a perfect representation of all my republican family member’s Facebook feeds the day after the superbowl.

“by the way im not white”

Gosh, I love her. She’s just a great person and unabashed nutball.

Hoping Celine gets to experience wild and crazy love again (for the first time?). Linking to her best song, the English version of which is a pale Xerox copy of a Mona Lisa poster.

I cry after the Showcase Showdown, too. It's a beautiful moment. Each. Time.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

It’s not just for titillation - dude is into power and humiliating women. The fact you don't get it speaks highly of you.

Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.