What is keeping this dress from falling down???! I am baffled by the physics of this dress.

Actually, if you added a lining and removed the sleeves, this wouldn't be that bad… Granted, I would never pay thousands of dollars for it, but it wouldn't be that bad.

That third one made me literally laugh out loud. Also, the last one looks like a life-sized, crocheted tampon.

Yes! I would do the same thing(s) to my bf. I really just appreciated her writing for being amusing, concise, self-depreciating, and well-copy edited (which seems to be an underrated quality around Jezebel recently).

Wow, I actually really enjoyed that piece by her friend Laura! Jezebel should hire that girl as a staff writer STAT.

Yes! Or possibly "ballerina length." I was just about to say, this has been a legit dress length for a loooong time and personally, I find it to be very elegant. :)

I think the silver version would've looked better on someone who was a bit darker skinned than Angelina (i.e., someone tanner or black). On her it was just too close to her skin tone and didn't really pop enough to see all of the beautiful detailing. Angelina could have totally rocked the scarlet red, though!

Dang! Girl has been workin' on those biceps/triceps!

Damn, that Elie Saab Fall '13 Collection is killin' it on the red carpets lately! I was in love with that collection so I'm super happy to see this!

I actually think this is kind of great on her! It's very elegant in a French "this is so ugly it's chic" way, and the hair + makeup looks very well done in my opinion. It's all easy, breezy, beautiful, (more expensive than) Cover Girl. She kind of looks like Rachel Weisz circa The Mummy, but with more of a tan. I'm…

I would (theoretically) bone every man in this picture, ESPECIALLY because they all brought their wives/family members to a premier. It's just so damn endearing!

I absolutely agree with the idea that sisters can simultaneously be super competitive/jealous AND fiercely protective of one another. My sister and I have a very complex relationship that is inextricably tied to these emotions.

1. Chanel Iman lying down in her dress is giving me flashbacks to my prom! I had a similarly slinky, low-cut (and obviously, less expensive) dress and I couldn't wait to flop down in it at the end of the night. Laying down in silk/satin just feels so luxurious.

I was studying abroad in Prague as a senior in college and I met a very cute, quirky Brit at a pub one night. We drunkenly decided to take a walk along the Vltava and started making out in one of these little bench nooks set back into the river walkway. One thing led to another and we ended up doin' it at midnight,…

So I just looked up how to pronounce that in French and I must be super immature because "oh reh LEE" immediately made me think of "orally" lol. American Aurélie's must get made fun of soooo much.

I went to Haiti a few years ago to visit some cousins who were living there at the time. They were teachers/missionaries at a small American school and had two young children at the time, one around four and the other a toddler still in diapers.

#myfirstWeddingwasontvandiamnotevenakardashian

This is very alarming to me because it looks like blood is being poured into the candy bar. I was always kind of afraid that this is what happened to poor, fat Augustus Gloop because, let's face it, Willy Wonka was a raging asshole.

Personally, I keep hoping they use Gnarls Barkley's "Gone Daddy Gone" because the lyrics are actually pretty perfect for this story.

Also, someone needs to tell men that the "x stitch" on the suit coat's vent(s) is supposed to be snipped off before you wear it! I have seen so many young guys wearing their first suit not picked out by mommy and they'll have a white s-stitch sewn on a black suit coat!