Amen, sister.

I need that entire outfit RIGHT MEOW. Anyone know what brand her suit is?

My gut reaction is that he'll lose. They're not saying he can't speak ever, they're just specifying reasonable time, place, and manner. It's pretty standard.

It warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart to see him wearing a Cards hat. Stop making me fall in love with you, Jon Hamm!

I mean, you know you've made it when you're boycotted by a bat-wing Christian group—obviously!

Speaking of undulating suggestively, am I the only one who finds those slo-mo underwater shots of the swimmers doing dolphin kicks after they make a turn insanely sexual? I might have a problem, because every time I see one, all I can think is, "Fuck swimming, do you think he could do that on top of me??"

Oh man, I know how that is. Especially if you put off making your move to try to psych yourself up, you just wait longer and longer and freak yourself out about it and all of a sudden just talking to the person in the first place is this huge, intimidating thing.

I think I love you, or I want to mind-swap you...it's a very confusing feeling. Either way, hearted! :)

Whoops, wrong thread.

Fo sho, gurl. Hearted! :)

There seems to be a lot of MK-hate, so I feel compelled to put my two cents in. Full discloser, I am the daughter of a long-time Mary Kay lady, so I am somewhat biased.

I said this on another thread, but I would hazard a guess that their feeling toward drag queens had more to do with their geographic location than their Mary Kay affiliation. I know quite a few Mary Kay ladies in Missouri and Illinois and I can tell you that they would not give a flying fuck if their customers were…

I agree with your MD vs. TX comment. I feel like their attitude toward drag queens probably had more to do with their location than their Mary Kay affiliation.

I concur. I have known several Mary Kay ladies, including several family members, and this is not the vibe I get from them at all! Most of them seem like very nice people just trying to make some money. Is the Mary Kay quasi-pyramid scheme structure kind of hard on lower-level members? Yes. Is Mary Kay full of mean,…

I used to work in a bank call center, and I once talked to an old man who pronounced it the exact same way (he didn't like the automated telephone banking system and referred to it as "that damn robut"). I only barely restrained myself from extreme giggling.

Oh my gawd! If someone tried to chat me up by referencing Farscape or making a Farscape joke, their chances of getting laid would immediately double. If they were also cute, make that triple.

Agreed! And if it's something I'm also interested in, everyone else should just leave because we will. Not. Shut up.

Don't give up! Geeky women (almost always) will love it! I'm a geeky woman, and many of my friends are also, so I know. It definitely does require a certain amount of rejection-stamina, though.

I hear you! I seem to have the same problem attracting geeks. I am supremely nerdy, but I also really like fashionable clothes and makeup and other girly things, and thus my outward appearance tends to attract frat bros, hipsters, and other boring boys who like to play mind-fuckery games.

I toootally believe women should be spanked! ... but only in a sexual way (hands only, please).