Jerry Seinfeld hasn't been a comedian in 15 years either (just recycles the same jokes from 1995 and charges hundreds of dollars a seat for his shows), but he's on the list. I've never found Ellen Degeneres particularly hilarious, but she's writing and performing comedy for a live audience 4 or 5 days a week. Just…

Oh you tedious contrary fuckers wind me up. It takes ages to get you to engage in anything good because the rest of us are so enthusiastic about it and you feel you're too cool for whatever it is.

But that's what makes it fun for me. Hacking absolutely everything, getting absolute perfect XP bonuses... that's where I have the fun in the game.

Dear Mr. Timberlake:

Take Back Take Back The Night

I saw these last night. "Civil Rice" and "Chef Boy-are-you-lookin-me-in-the-eye-ar-dee" were my personal favorites.

You can't possibly exist.

NOT LYING

Also they had rules...

Sweet mid 90's graphics... and that inventory system lol

sorta meh is an understatement lol

That sounds horrible and tedious. I had to do that crap for my games back in the day and it wasn't fun. The amount of maps I drew and notes I took was ridiculous for some games. I remember once rain had gotten one of my maps wet when I went to school, the ink was all messed up and it was colored ink too for some…

What's wrong with his leg? He should get that looked at?

The combat looks sorta meh. That's probably the onl;y thing holding me back from most Western RPGs, the combat, even if I like what the game overall is doing. Also why do you as warrior need to chop wood or gather resources? I never got that, seems it would…

I don't really like the idea of no quest log. More often then not, work and other real life responsibilities can take you away from your game for sometime...A log is a handy way to remember what you were doing.

As I've written elsewhere, I was disappointed that FFXII had all the talent of FF Tactics and Vagrant Story, but the greatness of neither.

Dismissing all romance as "trashy" is just as bad as dismissing all science fiction as "that juvenile bug-eyed monster crap."

"Pretend to like" - hit the nail on the head there. So many women, even many women who wanted the child, end up absolutely resenting their spawn, but who can you tell without being judged to hell?

Oh Meghan. Always a day late and a few bucks short.

FARSCAPE

Oh NO! I am officially traumatized by that one! ;-p