Jerry Seinfeld hasn't been a comedian in 15 years either (just recycles the same jokes from 1995 and charges hundreds of dollars a seat for his shows), but he's on the list. I've never found Ellen Degeneres particularly hilarious, but she's writing and performing comedy for a live audience 4 or 5 days a week. Just…

But that's what makes it fun for me. Hacking absolutely everything, getting absolute perfect XP bonuses... that's where I have the fun in the game.

Dear Mr. Timberlake:

Take Back Take Back The Night

I saw these last night. "Civil Rice" and "Chef Boy-are-you-lookin-me-in-the-eye-ar-dee" were my personal favorites.

Also they had rules...

Sweet mid 90's graphics... and that inventory system lol

sorta meh is an understatement lol

That sounds horrible and tedious. I had to do that crap for my games back in the day and it wasn't fun. The amount of maps I drew and notes I took was ridiculous for some games. I remember once rain had gotten one of my maps wet when I went to school, the ink was all messed up and it was colored ink too for some…

What's wrong with his leg? He should get that looked at?

The combat looks sorta meh. That's probably the onl;y thing holding me back from most Western RPGs, the combat, even if I like what the game overall is doing. Also why do you as warrior need to chop wood or gather resources? I never got that, seems it would…

I don't really like the idea of no quest log. More often then not, work and other real life responsibilities can take you away from your game for sometime...A log is a handy way to remember what you were doing.

As I've written elsewhere, I was disappointed that FFXII had all the talent of FF Tactics and Vagrant Story, but the greatness of neither.

"Pretend to like" - hit the nail on the head there. So many women, even many women who wanted the child, end up absolutely resenting their spawn, but who can you tell without being judged to hell?

Oh Meghan. Always a day late and a few bucks short.

Haha, no worries. And yeah, they take jokes seriously 'round these parts. It's taken me a lot of at-work boredom to even occasionally make the grade.

Would this qualify as art imitating life or life imitating art?

I think it's statistically much more likely that non-athletes in that income bracket are committing serious "white-collar" crimes, so it probably evens out.

I guess they. . .

Letterman: "I'm not reading that list on air, it just says "First Take" 10 times." *sips coffee, gropes intern*

That situation is exactly why I would never willingly choose to carry a developmentally disabled fetus to term. I know that every parent loves their kid(s), but if I ever had a disabled child, I would live in constant dread that my child would end up in a place like that after I passed away.