I think the look on his face said, "I ordered 5 limos last night?"

The Aaron Hernandez story is most definitely a Mount Rushmore candidate for my NewsRadio Theory. Hear me out. Both stories involve beloved franchises (Patriots and the NBC comedy zenith of the late '90s). Both had tons of potential (Hernandez's breakout game in Week 2 of 2010, NewsRadio's "Bitch Session" episode of…

The Aaron Hernandez mess can be best compared to Dora the Explorer, in that both feature a Hispanic protagonist and a Grumpy Old Troll:

He can't really play quarterback, either, but he never let that stand in his way.

Still don't understand why anyone believes a guy who's never played tight end can instantly replace two very good ones. He's not fast for a tight end (slower than both Gronk and Hernandez) and has zero blocking, catching, and route-running skills. Why in the world would the Patriots slow their offensive practices to a…

God bless you for that Black Eyed Peas moment.

LOL look at that dude's attire! Who wears a tie that long??!?

REO Speedwagon, final answer.

It does not need to speak its name.

You've got to be trolling. Everyone, he's trolling, calm down, nothing to see here. No one is that stupid, or ignorant of copyright laws lol... Right?

I would love to see how well that argument holds up for you in traffic court.

You're an idiot. I'm an artist too and I don't want people utilizing my work for free. It means I'm not getting paid and that I have to work jobs I don't want to do in order to support myself.

The only obvious thing here is your ignorance.

your incredibly retarded argument that the internet is a "FREEEEDDDDDOOOMMM ZZZZZOOOONNNEEEE" when it comes to copyrighted information dosen't seem to account for the fact that anyone can post something. is it seriously your contention that if an artists work is ripped off from any source and posted it magically…

Just because you'd be OK with someone using your work without permission or attribution, it doesn't mean everyone has to be.

You must not know much about copyright law.

Bro, did you not notice the Illinois plates?

Bite inhibition may be the single most important thing for a dog to learn. I, personally, would be uneasy with a dog that had to learn it from cats but I readily admit that may simply be my own paranoia.

I would avoid him, too.

I'll just leave this here.