WHAT DID YOU SAY WHEN PEDRO DIED, PUCK?!?!?!

"This is the finger I use to eat peanut butter straight from the jar."

Doesnt help those people that have a bricked console for 7 days. Its not good enough, it should have been checked properly before adding it for all the gamers to download.

What kind of legal problems? I do see how without any kind of vetting process projects that don't meet the TOS can slip through the cracks if the offensive material is posted elsewhere and not on Kickstarter itself.

And here's another article today for all the apathetic friends I have who don't do anything "because it won't make a difference." This here is a difference that was made.

The belly rub got me. What a fabulous program.

"The Patriots are a football team. They are all about winning football games."

Man.

It's hard to imagine Shaughnessy wearing pearls. But he's awfully damn good at clutching them.

This is such an important program for both parties! Additionally, studies and anecdotal evidence indicate (here, here, and here) that prisoners who participate in these programs have decreased rates of violence, as well as decreased rates of recidivism.

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

Hi, House.

Was there any browser that didn't? I mean Really lets be serious if the NSA wants your stuff they've got your stuff. It's the NSA.

I consistently love your comments, even when I disagree with you. Thank you!

It's pretty much why any article I see with a headline something about "women, sexism, or Anita" on Kotaku just makes me cry when I scroll down to the comments. There isn't an argument in the world plain spoken and reasoned enough that these people will ever understand.

I've got that lady at my office. I actually caught her brewing decaf, but using the regular pot instead of the orange-rimmed one. Apparently she had been passing off decaf as regular for some time. So now, regardless of whether or not there is coffee already made, I always have to make a fresh pot to ensure I get…

Co-worker conversation overheard at lunch:

new colleague: Oh, that (random vegetable based meal) looks yummy. Are you vegan?
other colleague: No, I would've told you by now.

I bet the complaints came from the smug non-coffee drinkers who always like to remind everyone that they don't need a substance to wake up in the morning and say stuff like, "oh are you guys going for coffee? can I come and do they have hot chocolate because I DONT DRINK COFFEE."

Oh, well as long as they think it's abhorrent, that's ok. No need to return that money, then! All friends now!

Doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

Ever get the feeling you're talking to a brick wall? :/