Li’l Bub and her human are wonderful and far less obnoxious than Grumpy Cat and her human. Bub works with ASPCA frequently and does indeed donate much of her income to help other animals.

How to Make Your Breasts Look Girlie (Advice from an Asshole)

Dude is making Girls sound way more awesome than it actually is, because I’d totally watch a show about eating ass!

“But dude-on-dude forced butt sex is soooooooooooo funny and an appropriate punishment for criminals!!”

It’s like he has a Presedential Bucket List he’s trying to do

I can’t wait until the last few months before the election. I have a feeling he is going to go balls-to-the-wall no fucks given and I cannot wait.

right? you wouldn’t think they’d allow guns on the white house lawn

A SLEEPOVER WITH MICHELLE AND A NASA SCIENTIST AND AN ASTRONAUT? MY CHILDHOOD WAS TRASH.

NBC has a multicolored logo? How sad that all of you noticed that. I wouldn’t know, of course, since I don’t see color. <preens>

I read this in another forum yesterday: “It just seems that no matter what happens, the white person is misunderstood and the black person is dead.” That one sentence hit me as so profoundly true and succinctly all-encompassing that it is still running through my head this morning.

And people are still blaming what happened to those innocent people on mental illness. White people must be humanized at all costs. Notice that when the police found him, they gave him a vest and didn’t handcuff him. The life of a white man who kills black people has value but the life of a black child who holds a…

I see myself as transcorporeal. This physical form is just an affectation of biological circumstance. I really identify as a ghost.

For a second, I thought you were saying she wouldn’t steal the culture of bears, and I was like, “I mean, bears don’t really have a culture...”

Hodor

There are people who are saying that she does more for black people than black people do for themselves, yet she’s barely done anything. But it’s okay because white privilege allows you to do the bare minimum and you’ll be congratulated for it.

There’s a tiny, perhaps naive part of me hoping that this woman owns up to her fraudulence. In the interview she did after she was caught lying, she said it was important for her to clarify things to the black community. What amazes me are the black women who aren’t offended by this. This woman think that all it takes…

WTF?! I defy anyone on this board to say that their nipples have ever puckered.

Guys, no need to be team cat or team dog. Just hear me out. Miniature horse library.

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.