@Zwiebel: Just LOL'd so hard at that. Thank you for making my night.

Wonder how he'll feel when he finds out that this interesting and exotic foreign woman with short hair thinks he's full of crap.

@a_common_reader: We had them in my school too! We mainly got their addresses from a magazine being distributed to students. Now that I think about it, that was really unsafe, publishing kids' addresses—assuming they were really kids.

That's the best they can do for Capricorn!? *seethe*

@scullymurphy: *applause*

The trailer came on today before Harry Potter (it's showing here a day ahead of the U.S.). I'm considering watching it, it looks interesting, plus Amanda Seyfried is always awesome.

Once, a hairdresser in my favorite salon thought I had just given birth. I never saw that man before in my life for him to assume I was previously with child and anyway, I've never been pregnant. I suppose he just assumed I'd given birth based on my relative hugeness to other women, and because I took a while to move…

@la.donna.pietra: *hugs* I didn't suffer from any boob-related taunting, but I stood up for a classmate who was constantly teased about the size of her breasts, reporting it to a teacher who fortunately put a stop to it, and I wish I could have done that for all of you.

@lance.uppercut:

@Snarfblat: Rachael Leigh Cook will forever be relevant!

@ScarletSigh: Evil sandwich sounds brilliant, but I have just one question: What evil deeds does it do, and how evil can it get?

My most favorite Cooper video ever.

@IvyLeagueMetalhead: Current events, anyone? JNoww.

@HelloTitty: Or Palin-drone.

Boooo to the cover. Should've done it the old way. I'm thinking a drawing of Elizabeth and Jessica standing back to back, arms crossed, and somehow managing to shoot evil glares at one another from the corner of their narrowed, blue-green eyes.

Here in the Philippines, I do see a lot of older white men with my fellow Filipinas, usually really young ones who don't even look like they're in their mid-20s. I have nothing against interracial relationships, but I have to admit I'm extremely judgmental when I see these in particular, thinking, "Another desperate…

@SunnyBunnyDays: Purple all the way! I used to think blue-green was my favorite, but often found myself gravitating to all things purple. I fully embraced the color only recently.

*tears out hair* It rankles me to no end that Filipinos consider themselves Pacific Islanders. We're Southeast Asian, my people.

Oh, I saw Destricted a while ago and couldn't even enjoy it enough to call it porn, let alone art.

@GunwallsLizzie: She also needs to have warm brown eyes, the color of milk chocolate, the same color that Bella's and Charlie's had been, copied exactly onto her perfect face. Atleastthat'swhatIheardfromafriend. *cough*