Benedict Cumberbatch

Honestly, I’m disappointed it took so long.

I’m not disappointed, though, that I’m forever gray!

Oh I’d give up my family for Olivia Munn. In a heartbeat.

Tuck your damn shirt in. What the hell is this, baseball?

...what internet phenomenon? Do they understand what phenomenon means?

“I hear them comment on it from time to time, but I can tell you, and they will tell you, that there’s never any sympathy whatsoever from me on that subject. Zero.”

-Bill Belichick, after hearing about the punctured lung

Minutes is an overstatement. Seconds is more like it, given how bad Amazon fucked that launch up.

Pretty weak trick play if all you can do is make it to the 35. Go watch Utah v. Oregon 2015 if you want to see a good kickoff trick play.

NDT is a self-serving twat. That’s enough to have beef, or at least breaded veal.

I go to the U. I promise it’s anything but.

I’m onboard the Fuck the Cubs train, with a 1st class ticket, but here’s my quandry. As shitty as Cubs fan is, Cleveland fan is worse, right? Especially if they win, it’ll be non-stop jibber jabbering about how Cleveland isn’t a dumpster fire anymore, it’s the new Titletown. I can’t take that. I want the Cubs to win…

Yeah, but will it play Crysis?

*looks at specs*

Yep. Looks good to me.

How about Trump-chasing-Hillary-in-giant-pumpkin cosplay?

I regret that I have but 1 star to give. Brilliant.

The most BYU play of all time. The hubris it takes, to think you’re going to convert a 4th and 19 from your own 5 speaks volumes about the myopia from that shithole of a school. Fuck BYU

...Who?

Yeah, I did that too

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Leave him alone. Throw the man a bone already.

Agreed. I’m interested to see how it stacks up against the original COD, the one without the multiplayer nonsense. That, for me, is the standard by which all are judged.