So how does this fit in with the narrative that Leia was contacted on Ralltiir, told of the ‘Death Star’, and then her subsequent killing of Lord Tion, on Alderaan, once he revealed the secret convoy, and mission to Toprawa, where The Tantive IV gets the transmission of the secret Death Star plans, gets chased away by…

I had kids so I wouldn’t have to do menial labor around the house and yard, but yeah, pranking them is pretty good too.

Counterpoint: Banh mi is gross

Geeze, listen to these whiny cunts. Be glad you have jobs at all, you ungrateful fucks

Two sides of a shit sandwich. Don’t matter how you take it in, you gonna get doo-doo on you!

Yep, it’s at Orbital ATK in Box Elder County, UT, or whatever it is they’re calling themselves now. For me, a local, they’ll always be Thiokol

Smokehouse almonds are a gift from the gods themselves. Almond milk, however, can suck a bag of dicks.

LastPass has been hacked, several times. I would avoid them like the plague.

Always wondered what it would be like to have one with wing-mounted Air-to-Air missiles installed. Bomber-fighter.

Not a chance in hell we win this. We’re going to lose 3-1; they score first, we tie it up in stoppage time end of the first half, they come out and score 2 quick ones by the 60th minute, and we fold like wet paper. Again.

+1 Newton > Einsein

+1 Marconi

As a business owner, my complaint about Yelp is they won’t fix a fucking thing on my listing (like my address, city of business etc) until I agree to advertise with them. I setup my Yelp account when I lived in a real shitty part of town, but now that I’ve moved, I want to change my listing to reflect my new, legal…

Look at that guy. He’s scrappy.

I know what you mean. My original Time still works great, but that Time 2 just looks amazing. I backed it this morning.

Please use a banana for size, should there be a followup piece. Thank you.

Can I have a 17" MBP again, please? I’ve been holding onto my 2011 model because I like the extra size. A 1440p 17" would be ideal.

Exactly. If there’s a box, there’s a bill. Someone will be found, eventually, either for the monthly cable fees, or for the un-returned box.

This might be my most favorite comment ever. Brilliant.

“For our daughters,
I just couldn’t stand by and do nothing.”