Oh, a crass 90 yr. old asshole likes a film about a twat in a red suit. Somehow, I’m not surprised.

Dear sweet baby Moses, that was filthy. That's better than any Premier League goal I've seen this year. What a deft touch.

It’s on Spotify, if that’s your scene. I highly recommend it. I still listen to it almost every week

That Meco cut is one of my favorites.

Deadpool is full stop the absofuckinglutely worst character. The only worse than Deadpool is the people that cosplay that shitstain. Those people are the dregs of humanity. Fuck Deadpool, and fuck people that cosplay Deadpool.

Gawd dahmn brilliant

Honestly, at this point, I’m just surprised he can read and write

I’m looking forward to the Dolts staying in San Diego, and just rebranding to the LA Chargers of The Greater San Diego Area and Anaheim.

We call it Frisco because fuck those people.

If he had put half as much effort into managing his team, he probably wouldn’t be in this predicament. I’d say I wonder what it’s like, but I don’t have to. Because I’m a champion.

Jokes on him, Pope uses Windows Phone

Finally! Yes, Rey’s Theme sounds like it could be in Harry Potter, it’s got a very similar quality to Hedwig’s Theme. I’ve been saying this to everyone I know, and they all look at me like I’m crazy. Thank you!

Wow, so many questions.

Hopefully the black one won’t have the Alliance Starbird on it, rather, the First Order Goatse, which is much classier.

Fuck that, I love having my kids sleep with my wife and I. Having my 2yr old hold my hand while she sleeps? Better than any sleep medicine known to man. That shit is so peaceful.

I did the marathon at the local megaplex, followed by the 7p showing of TFA last Thursday, and walked out pissed off. Because TFA was exactly the movie I thought we’d get and I didn’t want it. I wanted to feel the same sense of wonder as the original trilogy. I wanted to feel like I was watching an epic, a colossal…

I saw a poll the other day, asking what Bud Light drinkers though of the new design. Then I realized that asking the people that drink this piss about aesthetic choices is very nearly the pinnacle of irony.

Just the final test of the HARP project, man...

All future Golazo’s are now Alonso’s, because damn.

Yeah, if I was a Jets fan, I’d have started drinking at a young age too.