I don't know what's worse, the weak-ass 'back slap' or the floppin' zoobie.

terrific

*slow claps*

that's what happens when you look like a horse that got hit in the face with a shovel

That's the honest truth. If you could take a sample of console gamers and PC gamers and put them together in one game against each other and some eliminate all variables but the skill of the player and the controller in their hands, PC gamers would dominate each and every time. FPS on a console is a joke.

Totally agree, I dread a Sunday night matchup for my team because I have to listen to his dumb ass

I don't know how it compares to Rice Krispies but baby cereal, that flaky stuff that is like super fine instant potatoes, is what I always put my devices in and it seems to do a much better job than rice as it's fine grained and can get in nook and crannies that are too small for rice. Pull it out, quick shot of…

Woody Paige is a shit sipper on the bottom rung of journalistic integrity. Fuck Woody Paige.

Terrific article. It encapsulates well the thoughts I've had roaming around my head since those school days. Thank you for writing this.

He maybe a pompus dipshit but she still sucks.

+more 1's than I can comprehend.

http://www.heavensgate.com is pure web 1.0 goodness, all the ways down to the black keywords on the homepage set against the black background, SEO at it's finest!

I feel like this is a poor attempt at a written rickroll that somehow ended up less funny and without Rick Astley.

Ha! I know the asian gentlemen, he comes to our local photog meetups

Maybe all you whiney dipshits should have set your lineups sooner. Just sayin'

How about he and the rest of the executive leadership team take a pay cut and keep people on? What has this guy done personally to try to not ruin people's lives? Seems like all he's done is have some administrative monkey type up a bunch of buzzwords in an email. Shameful, I feel terrible for those people.

Who the fuck edited those images? Have they ever even looked at a histogram?

I used to do IP Tech Support for Comcast and it was the most soul sucking months of my life. The training is minimal, the metrics are nearly unattainable and they laid off 400 employees and made $800k off Obama's corporate tax credit by hiring another 400 people to replace the ones they laid off. The only reason I…

VOTE: COMCAST

Are you kidding me? This has to be some sort of awful joke article, there is no way you could be serious about this. It would take someone of such limited intelligence as to barely be able to tap out coherent sentences and certainly, that can't be you.