If someone doesn't end up having sex with a stalk of corn in this season, what are we even doing here.

Spoiler alert: he's a serial killer.

It's creepy more than sad. There are plenty of attractive younger men, over the age of consent, who could have validated her looks. That's not why an older person selects a teenager to prey upon.

Anyone who says "Good for him!" or "That kid is so lucky!" or anything comparable can fuck right off. Absolutely disgusting. She deserves to rot in prison.

Plus, when it comes to Madonna and her brother, the narrative always seems to be framed around the idea that she can somehow fix his problems because she has tons of money (and is therefor an evil bitch who hasn't used her money to do so yet). Addiction cannot be wiped away just because you millions of dollars.

I have sooo been there with the 3 foot long receipt. The worst thing is that the coupons are only good for like a week so even if they are for something I would have to buy soon, like toothpaste or would even buy at CVS (which hardly ever happens, it's usually coupons for obscure supplements), they wind up forgotten…

I feel the same way whenever I go to Target and they ask me if I want to buy a Target Red Card. On the one hand, I realize your boss is probably making you ask me this. On the other hand, no, I already have enough credit cards, stop trying to pressure me into getting another one!

CVS Lady: "Do you have a CVS card?"

That is the best GIF ever. I bet Beyonce doesn't have a cat.

Held out and then finally downloaded it today. Girl knows her way around a good pop song.

napster was very popular but just the amount of people that have access to the internet today compared to 2000 should be considered.

What?? How old are you? Oops came out in 2000, which is when Napster and other illegal downloading sites were hugely popular. If you compare 2000 to 2014, it is so much easier to buy an album now. I'd say your point actually goes to Britney. She sold albums before you could legally sit at home and buy then download…

One HUGE thing about this - Spears did this before the advent of illegal downloading and online streaming.

Well, there's a lot of cats (and one NYPD detective)

i'm so fucking smug right now.