Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

Jan deserved a big movie career, certainly as big as Rob Schneider's fucking [career].

I hadn't seen him in anything else until Magic Mike, and now I want to see Step Up just to see him dance. He is amazing, it's poetry in motion. He's like a more beefed up Tom Hiddleston...sigh...

I generally don't stack plates unless I'm handing them to the server at that moment. Some servers (my former self included) preferred to make my own, balanced stacks depending on what was on them and how much I knew I could carry safely. HOWEVAH, I would never turn down someone trying to help me or make my life…

when egg freezing becomes a corporate benefit, there is a clear reinforcement of the idea that having children is an unwelcome interruption to company productivity

I wish that instead of "wholeheartedly committed to raising their child" couples would say "aren't that interested in the baby and will likely let it become feral"

Hey Jude

remember

hey jude

Because nothing is more important than YOU and YOUR DAY, right ladies? Thanks, now we're all dead. You win the Bridezilla trophy FOREVER, lifetime achievement award in bridal psychosis. So not cute. Not funny. This is what happens when we socialize ourselves to believe that we are nothing until one man (ANY MAN) puts…

I always figured that it would be a wedding that would one day kill us all. My money would have been on improperly stored salmon though.

I wish I lived in the area. I'd totally take the day off work for Dongmageddon.

Well, she's in an industry that values youth, so when her peers get surgery to conform to that and she doesn't, it could negatively impact her career in as much as the assumption is no one wants to see/cast a woman who looks her age on screen so ... I kind of don't blame her?

Yes (sarcasm), because childhood sexual abuse is totally an "accident." I call fucking bullshit on this. These monsters, they don't pull shit like this by "accident." Hell to the motherfucking no. They purposely go looking for these images and videos, they purposely go after people they feel are vulnerable, they purpos…