I wish he’d had a spoon in that cup of coffee he could just stir and stir and stir.

Off, off topic: Josh Duhamel doesn’t know when to use “I” and when to use “me”. I’m guessing you won’t care, though. :-)

This video is my favorite thing ever, because Lebron James, actual basketball super-star, is totally geeking out over someone’s dad making a half-court shot.

I just wanted to know how shiny her hair was.

And that is one of several reasons, all of them good, why I have no friends. Less button-clicking, for one.

Ah yes the “I pay you to basketball so you’re only allowed to basketball” sentiment so lovingly expressed but all the white fans who only care about black men when they’re winning trophies for their city. I have my fingers on the “unfriend” button as we speak.

A lot of people will care that LeBron James has endorsed Hillary Clinton. He is the biggest active athlete in North America and potentially in the top 3 globally. He has a huge fan base and a very large sphere of influence.

Well I guess that’s good. I don’t like the constant idol worship that surrounds almost every royal family ever but I don’t actually want them to be able to die from a bruise.

My favorite picture from their visit.

ThAt video was depressing. Here is how Prince George REALLY feels about bubbles, as one should.

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

I’m a strong proponent of the shower beer, but you have to drink it pretty fast.

Because he believes the process itself denies him his rights.

You forgot side chicks. It’s ho to side chick to girlfriend to fiance.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

You look at that...what do you do? Laugh? Cry? Both? Dafuq, dude. You insist on bringing that shit on TV, at least trim it up.

I don’t even own a Sunday!

she basically single handedly reduced Lybia to a failed state

Let me guess. You are 20, white, male, straight, consider yourself an ally but don’t have any minority friends, are still in college, recently discovered Chomsky, are a Leo, and frequently have fantasies about how you will respond to interview questions once you are famous.

I voted for Bernie in the primaries. I’m voting for Hillary in the general.