brb never sleeping ever again

That’s what the accountant said. But, I mean, that’s why you’re not in on the design process in the first place, right? I get that we’re working with limited resources, hence Earth-Gemini to begin with, but you don’t get a Ferrari chassis and then put a Golf engine in there just to save a few bucks. I said we could go…

“...When I was starting out I’d go on tour for three months and I was gone for three months. Now almost ten years in I thank God we get to play bigger shows so I don’t have to play as many...If we’re playing stadiums, I’ll do two or three a week, not five shows a week, then I get to fly home in between. It’s not that…

Oh you bet Polish. I would like to see Jaden and Willow Smith as part of that group of fucking morons as well.

See, it has me screaming, “HIRE A FUCKING COPY EDITOR.” But then, I rarely have an NYC sense of humor.

Yeah, the heavy focus on reality “stars” is what has ruined much of celebrity gossip for me. In fact, a few years ago, my mother gently said to me: you don’t have to renew that subscription to People Magazine that you’ve been giving me as an annual birthday present. Given that she’s in the “advanced style” bracket, it…

I wonder if Kris Jenner even remembers when she stopped being a parent.

If she were my daughter, Tyga would have two broken legs.

Is it just me or is there something ironic about the Kartrashian klan making a career and fortune on a sex tape - and getting top billing on many o’ Dirt Bags- while Janet, who is actually incredibly talented, lost her career because of a nip slip?

I am low key concerned for Kylie, like she’s got so much going for her, coming from money and all that, but she’s also dropped out of high school, involved with a creepily older dude, and the fact that she is constantly in the public eye has definitely messed with her perception of what is normal, or even what is…

The fuck is with English people and their spaghetti bolognese obsession?

It disgusts me that this bullshit can be put forward as fact. From the “booklet” (emphasis theirs),

Don’t clutch them pearls too hard, you’ll mar the nacre!

Was a Vietnamese guy holding the camera?

New plot complication: Car has to choose between killing one occupant or two pedestrians!

While I think these people are petty and gross, I also think it is awesome to see such a compilation of proof that sooooo many people really don't give a fuck about your kids.

I think the level of control is a good barometer for cult status. Yes, every religion has rules and is made up of a community that expects people to obey those rules. But the extent to which the leaders of that faith can physically enforce adherence to the religion differs. If you are a Scientologist, they can…

So... you used other books than A Beka and Bob Jones books because.... those books are terrible sources for things like history/biology? And you're defending them, why? The author was discussing those books in particular, not the entirety of home-schoolers. Those "cherry-picked" quotes weren't from some side…

Yeah, things like global warming denial, KKK apologism, and whatever "God used the 'Trail of Tears' to bring many Indians to Christ" is are just a "different" worldview, not a wrong and harmful one.