There will most likely be a small habitable area between the fire and water, but only billionaires will be able to afford to live there. The rest of us will have to devolve and live in the ocean.

Who the fuck didn’t name the new design firm “The Ive-ory Tower”?! 

I have to say, while this is obviously a better design (aside from the fact that the tech doesn’t sound like it’s perfected yet), I’m surprised how upset everyone seems to be about notches. I don’t mind the iPhone X notch (I don’t have one and am not an Apple guy, before anyone accuses me), and in general this isn’t…

Fuck, just in time for the release of the new Ford Bronco.

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

“It should be a lot of fun and I got a little getting even to do”

Ah, well that’s actually one of 3 acceptable alternate wardrobe choices. The other 2 are:

The fake Rolex Daytona 116500LN still costs well over $1,000—but at that price point, you’re actually getting a really decent timepiece that should keep time almost as well as a real Rolex does

I feel like we need to talk more about how the NYPD has a bee unit.  (I’m not criticizing them for it; I just find it very interesting.)

Do you think it’s them?!!

shit. you’re telling me amazon has my address?

It’s *literally* his job to write articles like this...

thank you, uh... CryptosAreTheFuture

Hopefully it doesn’t, this is a real opportunity to kill that outdated and useless technology once and for all.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

(edit to add that I don’t know either and would like to know, but I’m guessing how it will logically work)

I was going to photoshop a disparaging Googly Eyes Hudson Yard Vessel, as a sort of backhanded promotion for Chicago. I better not, then. Don’t want to get lawyered.

Why doesn’t the US have a dollar coin in wide use? Because Americans are resistant to . . . change.

Should have ended with “I’m afraid. My mind is going. I can feel it.”