What’s sixteen orders of magnitude among friends?

(grumbly old man voice) femtoseconds ain’t what they used to be, dang it.

“for 10−15 second”

Hillary provided the lookalike fake bag.

You get all the stars.

Why hello there ladies, I see that you also have opposible thumbs. How’d you like to come back to my cave, see my fire, draw some bison on the walls, see where the night goes?

To be clear, we’re not talking about two pairs of modern humans and Denisovans having sex. Rather, the scientists are talking about larger encounters, or pulses...

lmao. look at that thing. brother looks like the inside of the T-800.

An interesting story about the Juicero machine

Write this screenplay right now. Jack Black needs work.

I think that’s offical Spectacles’ marketing.

Chickens got earlobes?

Cool! When Aaron Burr drops his diss track on me, I’ll be ready to call his ass out!

I’ve been doing my best to ignore this guy. Has he truly drank his own kool-aid, or is he just a horrible human being?

Run it hot enough and you can have Oreo version of s’mores, with a little fire and dark toast too.

There’s NO WAY these are UL-listed and safe for 120v AC power.

So I won’t become a millionaire in the next decade?

Okay, I can understand the cameras and sensors not seeing a white trailer against a low sun in the sky... BUT A FLIPPIN FIRE TRUCK?

All of the white bed sheets had two holes cut in them. The showers were golden. The steaks were way over cooked and slathered in ketchup.