I am willing to pour it straight into my Mac Mini if you think it will help.

Seriously, launching iTunes these days is worse than starting an old lawn mower after it’s been sitting in the garage for six months.

Dear Verizon/Comcast board members: Mission Accomplished!  I eagerly await the opportunity to discuss my future career endeavors with you over lunch.

Of course it’s fine.  He’s still a billionaire!  He keeps making promises, just like he has for the last ten years.

Exactly.  This product is becoming a commodity.  The phone from two years ago is one battery replacement away from perfectly fine.  And that’s enough for most people.  

Getting cold feet?? Crypto currency has failed in its job as a reliable store of value. It has failed as a means to provide a low cost way to process transactions.

These are little kids.  “Burgermeister slips on duck” is about all the backstory they can handle.

I thought the initial goal was to show that he could reduce tunneling costs by a factor of ten.

This isn’t beta software on a smartphone.  It’s an engineering project that is only partially complete.

If he can bore a tunnel, I’m certain that he can smooth out a road.  

Anecdotes add up to nothing without an analysis of accidents per vehicle-mile.

He has run Tesla like a software company. It is no surprise that he does not understand how to make reliable cars. In the end, his intellectual property will be embedded in Fords or Hyndais or some other manufacturer.  

Agreed. We are trying to use a very small and random set of artifacts to construct a timeline that is millions of years long. The last two decades (especially the DNA evidence) have proven that the approach is extremely flawed.

I’m betting dollars to donuts that firmware updates can’t be done hands-free.

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Somewhere an Airborne Ranger is dropping out of the sky and sees this:

For me, the question is this: Would you rather have a company provide great software to lock you into their expensive hardware and commerce site? Or do you prefer someone who gives away the software in exchange for your personal information?

“When you said it might be some guy sitting on their bed who weighs 400 lbs, were you referring to yourself?  Because I’d put you at 350, tops.

If you think that military never develop ‘feelings’ about their deployments, then your family had it easy.  

When they pardoned the turkeys, did he whisper the names Jared and Don Jr. under his breath?