OK let me clue you into this generation warfare thing:

I bet that most of his points went toward getting to continents 8 and 9. That was the hard part.

A not-so-clandestine attempt to rid a store of rodents turns into a very obvious closeout sale on dander-and-pee covered furniture.

It's not AOL. When Al Gore invented the Internet in the High Performance Computing Act of 1991, NSF granted a few companies the right to set up what became known as the MAE's. MAE-East was built by MFS which got swallowed by UUNet, also in the area and I think they made MAE-West. Those two points dominated the…

Ohm-yGod you people are too funny!

Really, that's your takeaway from thousands of perfectly synchronized fish?

This is the collision avoidance capability of the average schooling fish.

I have had a rebreather fail at depth. I have had many more humans fail me on the road.

Computers have humans beat on reaction time by a country mile.

Autopilots aren't intelligent systems. They are based on heuristics, or rules. And perhaps that is why you believe what you do. Unusual situations require new rules.

Also worth $150,000? The time they wasted playing video games.

Every sixth beer I open tells me that I am handsome and articulate. Is it just me or is this standard for every six pack of beer?

And for her creativity, she can expect a visit from the RIAA, who undoubtedly view this as the next front in the war on music piracy. "What, now they can download codes to print LP's???? "

I suppose the more telling verdict is that a Miley Cyrus sex doll is worth only $19.99.

Duh, wrong cookie dough.

So let me get this right. Google and Apple could not agree to add turn-by-turn navigation into the embedded App from Google.

Wouldn't this have more to do with the mix of plans chosen by customers? I am betting every FIOS customer has at least 10MB because I don't think they offered less. Meanwhile DSL is capable of 3 mbps but they probably have lots of legacy customers with lower plans.

If they want it to be realistic, they need to slow down the printer. I would have killed for a printer terminal that was that fast.

So to summarize, he's the smartest guy in the room and he's saying 4k! 4k! 4k! is crap! crap! crap!

Seems to me Sam should take this advice on a test drive and report back in a few weeks.