There is definitely signage on brocures and when you enter parks/zoos to prevent liability. There shouldn’t be one at every animal enclosure. If you don’t have enough common sense to stay away from wild animals in their enclosure or let your kids mess around those areas then you get what’s coming to you.

Relevant:

I am so hype I’m actually designing a couple of T-shirts to wear on opening weekend (because y’all know I’m seeing more than once, right?).

Given that he’s a Republican in 2017, is anybody really surprised that Cruz’s kink is people standing quietly on the sidelines and playing with themselves?

Yes, James Cameron, shut up.

It’s b/c it’s universally accepted that racist=bad. None of these racists are self-aware enough to admit that they may be bad people or even have bad parts to them. Not admitting to being a racist also allows them to say, “I’m not racist but...”and then spew racist filth in the same breath.

That’s been his answer (along with “it will be the best ever”) to everything going back to the campaign.

Trump is such a fucking idiot; aside from all the other issues with this, these diplomat employees who are being ejected aren’t losing their jobs. It doesn’t work that way, they are still employed, they’ll just be coming home to sit and do whatever they do when they’re not assigned. So they’ll be ‘takers’ until they…

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

White man resigns from job he was fired from.

Also, for the brackets, may I present this stolen beauty:

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

Wow do I hate gamers like this. I know there are bad apples in every kind of hobby/fandom/whatever, but man oh man is this particular brand of bullshit getting way too common for my liking.

Not an expert but little guy insults big guy, big guy asks for clarification, little guy provides more information on further action. Big guy processes information and suggests an alternative action. Bystanders intervene. A story as old as time.

Psh, best ending is witcher Ciri, screw the empire.

He’ll always be the most Chet-like Chet that ever Chetted.

I wonder if this place is going to be like the NYC version

I am at a point where if I see the letters S, J, and W being used together unironically, then I read it as a handy shortcut to not waste an ounce of energy on the poster.

Fuck yeah, let’s get this party started!

As an aside, can I just say that I still find this photo fascinating. The stress and weight of the expressions on everyone’s face here is truly historic.