Where'd you get that joke, the toilet store?

As an AMG owner, you should only care about cigars and making alimony payments.

"Although the owner of this car gave me the exact ground clearance figure, presumably measured in millimeters to the nearest thousandth"

Also pulled from those photos... are you boycotting color or is khaki on khaki just your jam? This coming from someone that has 25 plain black tee shirts in his closet...

Please...I know the real reason a drunk driver blew a red light and caused an accident which you likely had less than 1 second to avoid. You're an idiot. I learned this from the book of Wes.

Wes is kind of an asshole, to be completely honest.

I'm not telling you how to talk to others..but just pointing something out. When someone has had friends die, and you refer to them as idiots (even if they were..we don't know that to be the case..they could've gotten killed in a freak accident on a bike), there's a chance you might upset the person. You seem to want…

Likeliness of things to catch fire during use, ranked:

If you spell XE S backwards it spells SEX.

Hey, at least the son of a Detroit billionaire drives a Corvette.

2006 Porsche 911 997 C2S

R230 SL65 AMG: Containing an M275 AMG BiTurbo V12 in all it's fame and glory. Enough torque to turn your face inside-out and just the right amount of comfort for when you don't want to die a horrible death. Endless upgrades available if you have the extra cash to play with.

Jaguar E-Type Series III, $49k.

If you fancy British electronics: Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Manual

I'd choose this Acura NSX, sitting at $42G with 36,000 miles on the odo. I'd then go on a big reliable, 100,000 mile road trip with the car, with the at least $5000 I'll have left over after it's sold.

1973 DeTomaso Pantera for some offer below the 46,000 Buy It Now for fixing purposes.

The "No Fucks Given" Viper GTS is not a bad buy:

Dat Gladiator! I'll sell my body parts to have that!

It takes 2 hours to charge at 240V for 1 hour of driving at 60 mph. So, 8 hours a day driving, 16 hours charging, 480 miles/day; 175,200 miles/year; 1,401,600 miles/8 years.

Last gen Corvette Z06 was 3150 lbs and $66k. The Z/28 is $10k more, but you get 700 more pounds for the price, so it's a better deal.