100 points for your doctor

Frankly, your mom’s lucky he didn’t call child services over that shit.

It was my dad and stepmom (about 25 years ago). I was obsessed with horses growing up but it just never worked out. Parents divorced (you buy her a horse, no you buy her a horse), taking care of my sisters, job, early college. A slew of reasons. So when I finally had the means and the time I started riding, English…

Is that you in the pic? You're gorgeous! Reminds me a bit of young Tori Amos.

He told her I was but I was not ;) He didn’t even check. He just had me sit in there for a minute.

My mom did the same goddamn thing. I think I was 14. He told her I was not. Asshole was wrong, too.

Do we have the same mother? Except mine started doing that when I was ELEVEN.

My mom is an amazing woman.

I was 17 and my mom took me to her gynecologist to have him tell her if I was a virgin or not.

Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!

My mom and stepdad were hanging out with some friends whom I never met. Came home at curfew and smiled as they introduced us.

Embarrassing but God they sound like they adore you.

I’ll top that! Two different tantric sex books, one on either side of the bed, both with notes taken in them.

Um yep I was home for a visit last summer, and went into my mom’s dresser to borrow a pair of socks.

Mine was thankfully only something I witnessed, but it was HORRIFYING. In middle school after leaving the dermatologist my Mom and I were at Walmart shopping for facewash. I was looking at the Neutrogena and Mom whispers in my ear “I never liked Neutrogena. It feels like cum on my face.”

My birthday is April Fool’s Day.

My mom and I had a rough time in high school. I had a hair-trigger temper that came directly from her. We were in the car arguing about... nothing important, probably, when she was getting really mad that I was insisting on holding a packet that had my competitive dance photos in it while we argued. (We use sign…

having sex with each other...

When I was going to be a freshman in college my mom randomly told the Best Buy sales associate (male, naturally) we were buying a computer from that I would be starting college as a virgin. “How often do you see that?” she asked. Probably never mom, or more specifically...no one else in the history of ever has thought…

My dad was a pretty serious LOTR nerd before it was cool, i.e. before the movies came out. He read all the appendices and books by Tolkien’s son annotating his father’s notes and books about the linguistics and collections of artwork about Middle Earth. Two of these artists were particularly considered to be experts,…