HelloKayleigh
HelloKayleigh
HelloKayleigh

I had no idea it was possible to quantify the degree of stick up your ass.

This reminds me of something that happened when I drove a cab, which I relate just because how often do I get a chance to tell this story?

I fucking hate all of these people. The cab driver for buying cats off Craigslist or whatever instead of going to the ASPCA or a rescue adoption event, the woman for selling her cats like they were furniture (or using them as lure to rob the cab driver), and then the two yokels attempting to stop a moving car with

Hacking your uterus, nbd.

Allow me to just say

That doesn't really make me feel like a grownup. Just like my life is on repeat since I graduated from college with no way out of my crushing student debt.

She could try working a 40 hour work week, living on $34,000 a year for a while. Bet she'd feel like a grown up then.

Themed birthday parties, bright colors, and cartoons will always be fun. Haters can go to their beige and rattan room and watch Andy Rooney 60 minutes.

What I mean WHAT how do you even WHAT...

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

I have often said it's a good thing little kids are cute because it is seriously the only reason we let them live. They are indeed stone cold little sociopaths. Back when she was 3 my (now completely mature and well adjusted) daughter used to talk about how when she was a grown up I would be dead and she would go to

Ha! With that attitude, she/he was probably a great Kindergarten teacher!

I used to be a Kindergarten teacher and the first lesson I learned was that children, almost without exception, are all little sociopaths.

I thought that was the point?

I miss Daria. :,(

Hell, I am American and have never seen this picture before, even though I was aware of the event itself. I think maybe these "iconic" images are less well-known than people want to believe.

I'm not American and have never seen this image before (although being Canadian, I've at least heard of the disaster). Given that the poster was also not American, it's pretty egocentric to assume the entire world will recognize every image considered iconic to you. Other countries have their own historical disasters

Who fucking cares.

Why does Jezebel hate Millennials so much? It's ridiculous.

On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.