Ok...not antagonizing, but why is that specific photo creepy (not talking about the one with the sheet)? They're both wearing clothes and she's cuddling with her dad. Are we that fucked up as a culture that a guy being affectionate with his daughter makes us automatically think of incest or something? I have friends…

Also, Richardson wouldn't creep on her, she's way too well known and protected. Like all predators he likes his relationship power balance tilted firmly his way. That's why he sticks to aspiring models.

Richardson is a mega-creep and Miley is an idiot, by why is Jez so selective about who it chooses to chastise for associating with Richardson? Are Beyonce and Lupita, among many other generally Jez approved celebs, guilty of "ignoring his treatment and harassment of women" too?

Unpopular opinion probably, but this is just rich girl nonsense to me. Money can keep you isolated from a lot (not all, so don't crucify me) of terrible shit (like Miley doesn't *need* to pose for Richardson to send money back home to her family in Eastern Europe). Miley has been swaddled in the safety of…

Maybe this is unfair or unnecessarily judgmental, but I feel like this would be more funny/less sad if she didn't have some minor IRL connection to him. Like, if your wacky friend did this as a goof that went viral, it would be great, but knowing that this poor lady is just kind of counting the minutes until BC…

Jezebel Basic

she does look *awfully* Tyrell doesn't she?

Never hire George RR Martin to be your wedding planner...

I've heard some rumors that Beyonce get some on the side as well...from men AND women...

As someone who likes Beyonce in a general way but doesnt worship her, and someone who cannot stand Jay Z.. I just look at this concert and think... wow, narcissism taken to the ultimate level. I just dont get the appeal.

So... Jay & Bey want to remind everyone that celebrities are human and even the great ones stumble? Or is this a "we're better than all these losers".

Welp, there goes the childhood.

LOVE old dogs! I have an old dog who gives no shits about anything (toys, sticks, games, etc), and her name is Brownie. She cares only for naps. Maybe they could sit on a balcony and yell at the muppets together.

...But I work here! I can't moderate Jezebel outside of Jezebel, panda.

No more internet for you!

If it was my birthday, you know I'd be taking those 100 balls and making a goddamn ball pit à la Discovery Zone.

Unless they were meatballs, my dog could not care less.

I love how the dog runs away when the avalanche of balls comes towards him. It's like he's thinking "Aw yiss, got another ball, fuck yeah, got two- OH SHIT OH SHIT THE OLD POODLE DOWN THE ROAD TOLD ME TO BE CAREFUL WHAT I WISH FOR THEY'RE ATTACKING OH GOD"

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(