I had a friend whose boyfriend used to go up to people who were wearing the t-shirt of the band we were seeing and say "Hey, you're THAT guy!"
The poor guy would always be confused and my friend's boyfriend would find himself hilarious and then he would find another person with the shirt of the band we were about to…

I am the mystery drunk dancing girl as well. I don't smoke (I'm one of those sad people who get paranoid and crazypants) but I will definitely be the one drinking and dancing. I don't bump into people though, and if I do accidentally, I always apologize.

Possibly, but seeing as it seems that they were out in plain site in his house and not on someone's person, I imagine that even if they weren't his drugs, he was most likely using them. Which is fine - Justin Bieber is a total asshat, but not because he may or may not use drugs. I could care less about that. I would…

Yep! I was just commenting to someone else that I bet this scenario was all planned out (in case of emergency), and whoever is taking the fall will get paid to do so and supplied with good lawyers to ensure a slap on the wrist.

I have a feeling that his friend is being paid handsomely to take the fall and will be supplied good lawyers to make sure he gets a slap on the wrist. I'm sure that they have this kind of thing all planned out. "If we get caught, X takes the fall for J to protect his identity. X gets $30K and a good lawyer" -…

I love your username so much.
And I agree - it's a good butt, but I don't understand why she should be famous for it either. I see great butts all the time.

And "belfie"? NO. Stop that. I was going to say that Cosmo just keeps getting worse and worse, but in truth, they just stay the same. When I was a teenager and…

I had no idea - I wondered what all the fuss was about. It makes a bit more sense that it's a faux pas [because he only dresses one actress] rather than he's just mad that she doesn't make his clothes look the way that he wants them to look.

I find that Jezebel commenters are often the real reason that I come here. The articles/posts are great, but I learn the most from the comments section. We have some wonderful, intelligent, funny women and men on this site.

Yes, this was my thought as well. Why are men lonely creeps for using masturbatory aids, but women use vibrators and it's (more or less) socially accepted. That doesn't make any sense to me.

I thought that was the gif everyone was attributing to Leto's awful jokes?

Exactly. And I imagine many of the kids are pressured by adults or financial insecurity (at least the ones who are doing shows for money). Just because it's not physical doesn't mean it's not psychologically harmful. I'm sure that being taught from a young age that your body can belong to someone else is damaging,…

I'm with you on that - Kanye may not legally be allowed to punch that guy in the face, but in my book he was more than justified in doing so. He could probably argue self defense, since the guy was assaulting Kim verbally, and Kanye could say that he was afraid that the verbal aggressions would become physical. Either…

Is that the James St. James of Party Monster/Disco Bloodbath?

I, sadly, just learned about the epidemic of online child abuse via webcam. I'm so sorry that you were a victim of that. The dark underbelly of the internet is a fucked up, scary place, and more people should know about the consequences and victims of that.

I don't know - doesn't abuse just cycle into abusing others (for some) - perhaps this brother was also abused, but doesn't feel as comfortable coming forward.

I'm going to ask you because you seem to know a bit about it - have you ever come across any stories of women being abusers/manipulators like Sinatra, Penn, Allen, etc. We hear a lot about self-harming women (and men) in Hollywood, but I can't think of any stories about women in Hollywood who have gotten exposure for…

I'm sad that I had to scroll so far down to see any mention of Sean Penn's abusive past.

You're back! I don't know if it's just because I'm not on as much as I used to be or what, but it seems like you disappeared for a while. I've missed seeing your comments around.

(I'm grey, so you might not recognize me, but we've exchanged comments a few times and I've always enjoyed seeing your posts)

With theme covers, Elle often sends out a subscriber issue that's different - often up close and black and white. I haven't gotten my issue yet, but I'm betting that Kaling's cover is the subscriber issue.

It would have to be black and white, right? No gray areas.

(I'm not as good with the jokes. Sari, not sari.)