Seriously - I wish I had a team of makeup artists and a real-life photoshop team to get me ready every morning.

I've had several chances to get my makeup professionally done and see myself post-photoshoot/photoshop when I was doing some very amateur modeling- it's interesting, but it's also frustrating. Luckily my…

I wish I could star this a hundred times. Every time there is a scary food recall, I never have to really worry because I make sure that I'm feeding him something that I trust. The less ingredients, the better.

Every company of course can make mistakes, but I like to minimize the chances of those mistakes.

And I don't…

Honestly, this is one of the reason I don't have a problem with employers checking out twitter accounts and facebook pages. If someone wants to do something stupid and hurtful - like wear blackface - as a "joke" then they should be open to reprimands and consequences.
No one is perfect, and I don't think you should…

I hope that when my dog dies he stays with me. He's only 18 months, but I just love him so much that I dread losing him. He can haunt me forever.

My parent's house has a ghost cat who would jump up on our beds at night.

When we moved into the house my parents live in now, there were locks on the outside of the bedroom that ended up being mine. They were the slide locks (latches?) and obviously meant to keep the kids in their rooms. It was deeply unsettling.

I was also terrified of the crawlspace in my room. I could not sleep unless…

Off-topic, kind of, but I think I'm in love with your blog. I imagine I will be spending the rest of my day reading Jezebel ghost stories and you and your co-blogger tearing literature apart.

I love tales of mischievous ghosts. I just imagine that they're bored and want to fuck with the living.

I don't want that shit to happen to me, mind you - but I love hearing other people talk about it.

I've been waiting so anxiously for this post since the beginning of October! I read all the comments on last year's post and scared myself silly for two days.

I don't have any good stories, really. At my parent's house we always thought we had a ghost cat. We would feel what felt like a cat jump up onto our beds at…

Oh CT - First Yale, now UCONN. I am disappointed in you.

You're right, I shouldn't have used mental illness as a catch-all phrase.

Cowardly? Addiction is almost always a symptom of mental illness. There's enough stigma over addiction and mental illness without being called cowardly on top of it. It takes a ridiculous amount of courage to seek help, and even that isn't a guarantee that you will get and stay clean.
I should never read the comments…

Aww, I'm a Jen. I mean, technically Jennifer (but spelled in a very unique way, which is awesome until someone Googles me and I'm the only one there) - but everyone calls me Jen.

Interestingly, my boyfriend had a thing against Jens before he met me because of his ex-girlfriend. Maybe my unique spelling exempts me?

I've…

Holy hell that second gif is magical.
And the first...!
And the third...!

Haha, thank you! It's not perfect, but it's the best I've been in years - and it's especially good after a truly horrible couple of months over the summer. I'm hoping it sticks. I have a history of things working for a short time and then just... stopping. I have high hopes for this one though, since it's not an SSRI.

Thank you for the warning :) I have severe chronic depression and PTSD. I can see how Wellbutrin can send someone into a manic state though, my second week on (after a horrific first week in which I cried and broke down and had a complete horrible time) was almost euphoric at times. My boyfriend took it a few years…

When I was younger I took Celexa, I didn't gain weight but at the time I had disordered eating so my experiences may be atypical in that regard. I don't think I had slurred speech, but it pretty much turned me into a zombie. I didn't cry for years, even when my beloved great-grandmother died. I was still depressed,…

Oh god, I'm so glad my dog is not the only brat that does this. If I'm not petting him - slap. If I'm petting him wrong - slap.

I feel like it's even stranger that this was made without this post in mind. There really is everything on the internet.

This makes me so happy. If there's one celebrity who I would love to be BFFs with - it's definitely her.

I've never gotten a dick pic and I never want to. Male genitals not attached to a personality do nothing for me.